Alex Carey

I am not the Australian cricket player

[Alex Carey @AlexxCarey]

i redownloaded this app to report i had another dream about a pop tart.

it was cherry ☺️🍒

[Alex Carey @AlexxCarey]

i had a dream about a pop tart

[Alex Carey @AlexxCarey]

hello hello we have an update - someone bought my phone, saw it was stolen, & returned it! unfortunately they wouldn’t rat out the individual who has the rest of my stuff.

if anyone finds this coat online lmk but I’m pretty sure they don’t make it anymore 😭

[Alex Carey @AlexxCarey]

@juthful ah I'm tearing up, you guys are the sweetest, thank you!❤️ it sucks because so much of it was sentimental - i.e. the first UMSI grad school sweatshirt I bought - but I will let you know if there are any v niche Michigan things I would like help replaced urgh thank you again ❤️

[Alex Carey @AlexxCarey]

I am depressed, disheartened, angry, annoyed, and mourning for the things I lost. I'll also point out that local law enforcement basically refuse to help me even though I am able to track my stolen iPhone.

[Alex Carey @AlexxCarey]

today i went on a run and [foolishly] i left my phone, wallet, keys, brand new puffer, several valuables from grad school, and other items in our locked car in a public parking lot whilst i was running - only to have the window mashed and everything stolen

[Oversight Board @OversightBoard]

The Board has upheld Facebook’s decision on January 7 to suspend then-President Trump from Facebook and Instagram. Trump’s posts during the Capitol riot severely violated Facebook’s rules and encouraged and legitimized violence. https://t.co/veRvWpeyCi

[Alex Carey @AlexxCarey]

@RacineCounty @AlysonBruner @SpectrumNews1WI oh one more question - is the clinic open on Sundays?

[Alex Carey @AlexxCarey]

@RacineCounty @AlysonBruner @SpectrumNews1WI thank you!

[Alex Carey @AlexxCarey]

@RacineCounty do you know which vaccine they are administering?

[James @CaucasianJames]

my brita’s empty. and who’s gonna fill it up? fucking me. unbelievable

[Alex Carey @AlexxCarey]

that time was today and they notified me and gave it back but like WOW I should no longer be allowed to use the internet

[Alex Carey @AlexxCarey]

the one and only time I used Facebook marketplace I accidentally sold a purse to someone with my SOCAIL SECURITY CARD in it

[Alex Carey @AlexxCarey]

@tammysongnguyen But the scone was really good!

[Alex Carey @AlexxCarey]

today I had a vegan lemon scone and it was absolutely the best part of my week

[Alex Carey @AlexxCarey]

@tammysongnguyen I’d say low

[Alex Carey @AlexxCarey]

planning an environmentally-conscious wedding really has me spending $200 on dissolving confetti

[Alex Carey @AlexxCarey]

to the 94 other people who attended zoom core power yoga tonight I’m sorry my dog puked right in front of my camera

[Alex Carey @AlexxCarey]

@AHAJ_ 😍 wow wow wow