alexandria

30 | let’s talk about blue skies, the sunrise and all of the space between | freak | definitely annoying | stay golden 🐻💛

[alexandria @AlexxNikohl]

looking at your eyes, it’s like looking into the sun. i wanna be numb

[alexandria @AlexxNikohl]

all I want rn is ranch with my Nashville hot wings ((boneless obv)) and I don’t fucking have any made …. so I have since in return substituted sour cream as an alternative and it fucking SLAPS. now everyone try it and don’t forget the tums - we’re in our 30’s now people

[alexandria @AlexxNikohl]

@SenorFrog56 omw baby xoxoxo

[alexandria @AlexxNikohl]

he invites me over to eat his ass after he kisses you goodbye - vanilla isn’t his flavor baby girl it’s strawberry, sit down.

[Fall Out Boy @falloutboy]

fob on the brain

[alexandria @AlexxNikohl]

@SammiLaub AHHHHHHH YAYYYYY

[alexandria @AlexxNikohl]

tonya harding ?? you free ?? i would like to introduce you to dak prescott

[alexandria @AlexxNikohl]

never underestimate a girl, her best friends and access to public profiles on the internet 🔥 #thatsabsolutelythesamewreath

[alexandria @AlexxNikohl]

@auntieburke @CoachS_67 @taylorswift13 this thread has me laughing so hard - it’s so true 😂

[alexandria @AlexxNikohl]

OH - and when she asks, we have four matching tattoos.

[alexandria @AlexxNikohl]

@Mike_Ryan80 yikes babe that’s fair game - could be anyone

[alexandria @AlexxNikohl]

hearing about how trashed I was last night now today almost 24 hours later - i’m still just as fucking horrified.

[𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞ @WhoTFissim]

Knowing when to leave is extremely important. The job. The party. The relationship.

[ONSET. @wereonset]

ZOEY 101 is a CERTIFIED HOOD CLASSIC, argue with ya mama 😤😤

[alexandria @AlexxNikohl]

just took a shower with satanic like temperature waters in hopes that satan himself will just take me with him at this point …. day 3 into this severe strep throat and I am ready for the grave please 🤗

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

This dates me...

[alexandria @AlexxNikohl]

@Blaynerz no doubt

[shirts that go hard @shirtsthtgohard]

Use code '800K' for 30% off!

[Milan Harris @Iammilanrouge]

Don’t be shocked when things start to get good, you deserve that!

[Zar ✰ @Zarinacar]

that co-worker beef ain’t got no age limit

[alexandria @AlexxNikohl]

okay. forgot.