alex

[:p @UnkleDell]

animals be 20 minutes old and already know what to do

[AM | TEM.DJ @AdrianMarxis]

Wife beater still a wild name for an article of clothing

[alex @AlexxandraLee_]

@bitterbleue @justinrafi42 Soo this is normal??

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Wash your hands like you’re 19 and trying to get the X that a bouncer wrote on your hand in Sharpie completely scrubbed off

[tHE.lAST🔝 @jusLikeMike911]

Me: *gets hit by a car*

Me: *opens twitter* "Y'all....."

[R WYO ひ @akaRJaay]

Them shipping my body back to the US after I faked my death #WWIII

[Brendan Schaub @BrendanSchaub]

New Spider-Man movie looks dope

[alex @AlexxandraLee_]

This was literally me

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

me: want a treat💖😍😝?

my dog:

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

This is what cops see when they break up a high school party https://t.co/ASFH2ZWqSf