Alexandra de Windt

[dei youngboy @AntifaScapegoat]

She'll do it for real for a Perc 30

[a prednisone hate account @vvictorman_uel]

jeez you try to kill yourself a couple times here and there and suddenly suicide jokes are off the table for life smh

[Democratic Socialist Zachary @DemSocZed]

I am. Ban golf courses.

[Wrynnsito @Wrynnsito1]

“Healthcare is NOT a Hum-“

[𝘼𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙪𝙨𝘽𝙤𝙡𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙠 | ☭/𝙖𝙘𝙘 @AmadeusBolshev]

"Healthcare is NOT a Human-"

[disheveled PAO in possum clothing 🏳️‍🌈 @ForcePao]

As a former abuser of the bottle, I can tell you this guy is going through it.

[Lego Kingo @LegoKingo]

I don't know why the Liberty Mutual people think the Liberty Biberty thing is funny as fuck

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I know Elon’s feeling insecure when my feeds starts getting peppered with this bullshit

[Breitbart News @BreitbartNews]

"Reacher" star Alan Ritchson calls President Trump a "f**king rapist" in a tirade about the Epstein files.

"That b*tch has the keys to the nuclear codes. He's, like, all up into 13-year-olds. Like, dude, what? Go to jail.”

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

Dude stole two cans of Redbull and gets a BOLO posted by the police department. What happened to my beloved country? I used to steal mango Arizona's almost daily and I'd get chased out of Walgreens the old fashioned way. Fuck this surveillance state

[xander @whosalex]

its so hot outside i fucking hate israel

[hanza is crafty @darlingmothman]

"the human brain has yet to adapt to our world" is a weird way to say "the system we set up to make a handful of people extremely rich generally sucks for everyone else"

[MW4Liberty @MW4Liberty]

So much negativity in the world today. Here is something positive:

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I wish the goal of civilization was to care for each other, the animals, and the planet, not to increase productivity for literal psychopaths.

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

“i asked ChatGPT” well, i asked the trees, but they’re too busy being on fire because people don’t take climate change seriously

[Jules 🌱 @hyjules_]

You’re allowed to complain about the air quality because it is a health hazard. What you’re not allowed to do is blame Canada as if this is a targeted attack. Everyone should be blaming politicians from both countries who refuse to fund environmental and climate scientists

[bONGO 🌐 @wariocolosseum]

well we actually don’t need either of these