alexis

cheers ☕️

[Mia K Hansen 🕯️ @mmiakapro]

Save this image for that one argument. You know the one.

[alexis @AlexxisV]

I want to have a reading party. Just me and the girlies w lil snacks and tea reading our own books quietly and not talking.

[alexis @AlexxisV]

I was saying “Stop, you’re gonna make me throw up” all the time to everything as a joke, but then I misread my flight info and thought my husband and I weren’t going to sit next to each other and I literally threw up so I guess it’s not a joke anymore..

[solé @layxsnv]

Nobody : ...

My first house warming :

[alexis @AlexxisV]

Why is it that when I go to any restaurant and order a ravioli they literally give you 3 pieces. Why.

[alexis @AlexxisV]

My husband is so freakin smart I swear it gives me butterflies.

[alexis @AlexxisV]

How my white husband makes birria better than most restaurants is beyond me

[translated cats @TranslatedCats]

I'm going to sleep. Have you kissed my forehead?

[alexis @AlexxisV]

Thinking about how I’m going to punish my kids for doing all the same hoodrat shit I’ve done.

[alexis @AlexxisV]

I want pho everyday

[alexis @AlexxisV]

My skin looked so much better in hawaii

[alexis @AlexxisV]

I’m in bed, setting my alarm and Craig goes “Are you ready to wake up to an alarm for the first time in 10 days” 😭😭💔

[the same wound flav??? @SayLahVeee]

I cannot imagine having children. There were three days last week i was too lazy to feed myself and i was just cool with it. I’d be in jail.

[alexis @AlexxisV]

ppl tell me I only post cats on my instagram stories like if that’s a bad thing. Unfollow me then hoe, I post my passions

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

When you're erotic but poor

[alexis @AlexxisV]

Everyone is pregnant again and I’m like

[alexis @AlexxisV]

@prislalala Lol I just checked our texts like does she??? You don’t, you good 😂

[alexis @AlexxisV]

@v_love1436 Two max. Three in an emergency only. Four: ✌🏻✌🏻Lol

[alexis @AlexxisV]

If you send multiple messages all at once, consider yourself blocked.

[alexis @AlexxisV]

TAKE MY MONEY 💵💵