Alex Parry

Charlotte is gay

[Alex Parry @AlexxxCP]

@TeamYouTube I am trying to access my old youtube account from 2009 named deadme9. I have access to the original email address but not the mobile number. The private videos on that account are important and would appreciate any help. Thanks.

[Alex Parry @AlexxxCP]

JUST FOUND A WORM IN MY FISH?? 🪱🤢🤢 Bought youngs frozen fish from Tesco in Ecclesall Road, Sheffield. Can someone tell me if I need to be concerned. @YoungsSeafood @Tesco #sheffield

[Alex Parry @AlexxxCP]

Still mad they changed the flavour in Lucozade Orange #neverforget

[Alex Parry @AlexxxCP]

@charlottedevonx You literally fart 24/7

[Alex Parry @AlexxxCP]

Why do mums think coat hangers are going extinct

[Alex Parry @AlexxxCP]

*gets pissed off at people for spoiling movie I want to see*
*watches movie*
*loves spoiling movie for others*

[Alex Parry @AlexxxCP]

Mental how you’ve got to decided what you want to do for the rest of your life by the time your 18 😕

[Alex Parry @AlexxxCP]

Wonder if kids that are now old enough now know that ‘CeeLo Green - Forgot You’ is actually ‘CeeLo Green - fuck you’

[Alex Parry @AlexxxCP]

@RachelGrace00 I’ve had the same one, Ignor it

[Alex Parry @AlexxxCP]

Need to settle something

[Alex Parry @AlexxxCP]

I don’t, just, what?

[Alex Parry @AlexxxCP]

@charlottedevonx Yes please

[Alex Parry @AlexxxCP]

Anyone else wanna just fuck off to a unknown country and live on a beach selling hats and fake glasses to rich people?

[Alex Parry @AlexxxCP]

@willmayze98 I’ll give that one a solid 7/10

[Alex Parry @AlexxxCP]

Anime?

[Alex Parry @AlexxxCP]

So my phone has uninstalled my Just Eat app to save storage or some bullshit, and now I can’t re-download it cos I’ve not got enough storage 😭 all I want is FOODDDDDDD

[Alex Parry @AlexxxCP]

@charlottedevonx Sonic is sad

[Alex Parry @AlexxxCP]

Ever look in the mirror and think ooo I look fit today, then turn to the side angle and just instantly get sad

[Alex Parry @AlexxxCP]

@willmayze98 Our brains arnt wired right

[Alex Parry @AlexxxCP]

Ever have one of them fucked up thoughts like ‘what would happen if you were to yeet a baby across a room’ or is that just me?