Alex Jessop

Professional sleeper/eater

[Alex Jessop @Alexxx_Jessop]

I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Renault Zoe worth over £27k! It’s free to enter & you have until 30th November. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: https://t.co/uhQiCZfxVy

[Alex Jessop @Alexxx_Jessop]

I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month���s prize is a Vauxhall Corsa-e Anniversary Edition worth over £31k! It’s free to enter & you have until 30th Sept information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: https://t.co/uhQiCZf060

[Alex Jessop @Alexxx_Jessop]

I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Nissan LEAF Tekna worth over £31k! It’s free to enter & you have until 31st August. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: https://t.co/uhQiCZf060

[Alex Jessop @Alexxx_Jessop]

@Trading212 pending orders wouldn’t process last night and I’ve had one open for hours now... when will this be fixed?

[Alex Jessop @Alexxx_Jessop]

@wingfestuk Any word on the Crowdfunding for Manchester?

[Alex Jessop @Alexxx_Jessop]

@McDonaldsUK @McDonaldsCorp Cheers for this extra topping and not replying to my complaint email. #ImNotLovingit

[Alex Jessop @Alexxx_Jessop]

@McDonaldsUK Cheers for this extra topping in my Chicken wrap and for ignoring my complaint email. #ImNotLovingIt

[Alex Jessop @Alexxx_Jessop]

@Ellajbxo Balcony job

[Alex Jessop @Alexxx_Jessop]

Happy 1 year mid life crysis buy #HappyBirthdayKayak

[Alex Jessop @Alexxx_Jessop]

Feel sorry for baby's when thots get hold of them - they didn't ask to be dog filtered and featured in a drake miming Snapchat

[Alex Jessop @Alexxx_Jessop]

#PancakeDay

[Alex Jessop @Alexxx_Jessop]

@jessicaaamr or given a Grammy 🤔

[Alex Jessop @Alexxx_Jessop]

Saw a tramp wearing a North Face jacket #FleekyCrackhead

[Alex Jessop @Alexxx_Jessop]

@JodieLogan Need to take care when doing the paperwork 🤓

[Alex Jessop @Alexxx_Jessop]

Makes me laugh whenever I see someone posting a snap with them wet ass Android emojis

[Alex Jessop @Alexxx_Jessop]

Casual crack head shooting up in the car pack for AMC #JustCrackheadThings

[Alex Jessop @Alexxx_Jessop]

You could have more fun fingering your own ring then going to the the new #RingsMovie utter dog shit

[Alex Jessop @Alexxx_Jessop]

Tactical chunder in the shower and setting an alarm off on the sun beds - first day back at the gym went successful

[Alex Jessop @Alexxx_Jessop]

As if my insta accounts been blocked because of my Christmas picture #freethenipples

[Alex Jessop @Alexxx_Jessop]

@nataliembjones to be fair we're probably going to be there both Friday and Saturday night... big santa Sesh