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18 | trying my best

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God it's too early for my panties to be getting this wet

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trying to have the confidence of serena williams and the luck of ferrari strategy

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would you share your fries with me be honest

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my roman empire is wondering what would've happened if rose let jack on the door

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getting your nails done and having nobody to show them to is tragic

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9pm on a Saturday night asking my guy friend what a boner feels like and if it hurts

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i would've made you take a picture of this too

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if loki lied to me i'd probably apologize

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imagine helping me pick which one looks best

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if the local bookstore has a cat i'm staying all day

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my wall is basically a scrapbook at this point 😭

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somewhere between fleabag and a save file with 300 hours

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guess what i'm cooking?

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i support women in stem and men who can identify birds

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that one is mine (false)

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it’s the “come here” with the waist grab for me

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if you can guess my favorite artist from one playlist i'll be impressed

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you know she’s really into you when she starts saying shit like “i want to eat you”

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parked and pretty

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kiss the hand that fingers you or whatever the saying goes

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okay baby whatever you want