Alexis Torres

Just another follower😝😝😛

[no context memes @nocontextmemes]

I’m automatically a better person than anyone who watches this

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Just heard a guy say to a girl” you’re used to your face, you have no idea what it’s like to see it for the first time.”

I am 100% stealing that line and using it over and over again.

[Perico Gonorreico @poetedefunt]

Lo hice porq ser mexicano y no amar apasionadamente es una contradicción hasta biológica

[Pablo 🎱 @supuypweza]

When you're with a woman enjoy her. Laugh. Talk. Have fun. But stop planning a future with her in your head.

[Javier @jav_hurtado]

Prefiero que dejen de ver al transporte público como algo de lo que deben escapar. Tienen aspiraciones de la verga.

[Mat Velloso @matvelloso]

Sarah Connor: "When they chase you, always run towards a wall. For some reason nobody trained them to stop. That's how we win in the future"

[˚꩜｡ @yappingwmogu143]

not to be a fucking nerd or anything but writing academic papers is actually super fun when you have a genuine interest in the topic

[Johanna @Chucruta_]

Nunca deja de llamarme la atención lo normalizado que está tomar alcohol y la infinita cantidad de explicaciones que hay que dar en por qué uno no toma alcohol.

[oochieWALLY @TeeCandice__]

How many ????

[2026 NBA CHAMPION 🧡💙 @bannedyoangel]

You can heat this phone up all you want, I’m not copping no new shit @apple

[Anónimas @Anonimasenamora]

Le mandé un "¿Como te fue hoy?" Y me mandó un audio de 10 minutos contándome todo.

Eso básicamente resume el tipo de persona que quiero, busco y necesito.

[his. @ohisileyasamak]

öyle huzurlu bir ilişki istiyorum ki sinir sistemim sonunda hayal kırıklığına hazırlanmayı bıraksın

[Pablo 🎱 @supuypweza]

Stressing about a woman is pointless. Her choices are out of your control. Let that free you.

[Anónimas @Anonimasenamora]

No era el amor de tu vida. Era una persona que te enseñó cuánto amor eras capaz de dar. El amor de tu vida va a ser quien también sepa devolvértelo.

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

what’s not meant for you will disappoint you until you understand it’s not meant for you

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

detach. let it end. accept the situation. move on.

[dmoon @dmoonlives]

Having a girlfriend is like raising a child. You have to plan activities to keep her entertained so she doesn’t get bored and ruin your life for fun.

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

for the sake of your mental health, always take mixed signals as a no.