Stone Cold Steve Martin

He/Him - 28. Co-Owner and Lead Writer @buncodivision

[Stone Cold Steve Martin @Alez_exists]

@JPHilllllll Getting Juked infront of an entire parade of people… they gotta blow their own shit smoove off

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@Spennser Im not entirely sure you can talk like that, white baby

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I adored I Love Boosters, but the best part was watching the older white woman next to me have the time of her life during the soul sucking scene.

[Bisexual Gamer Looking For Love, Pls look female @skramzbunny]

how about 5.5 inches and normal. How about employed at an unimpressive job. how about mediocre finances and a complicated relationship with family.

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@kvwviiju @Waximillionttv Applebeans

[jolene of arc @okaypompeii]

I need a $3 latte and a runny fried egg on toast. I need an ironic tshirt that doesn't cost $30. I need all war to end everywhere. I need to get laid.

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@themarinadove I need to get hotter so this type of energy finds me someday.

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@TheKleinFelt That happened to me at the first one!

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The Martian is such a great movie. The cast is insane? Sean Bean, jessica chastain, donald glover? And Matt Damon is acting alone for 80% of it and he’s great!

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@mwahhpjj Genuinely try to ask whenever I get the chance what the other person likes bc it’s a lot easier and better for both of us to tell me what you enjoy than for me to try and figure it out.

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@electrolemon My son, please, he’s sick.

[a broken soul @abrokensouI]

first in my bloodline to be this fucking useless

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@akreana_ I knew dude had to be in his 60’s with these Orthopedic ass shoes.

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@electrolemon These were the standouts when you first posted them of me going “Damn those look tasty” Thank you, Chef.

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@zoerosebryant This shit MEANS something to me man. The Real Frank heads are winners tonight

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Frankenstein two time Oscar award winner babyyyy Frank Heads rise up!! I don’t care if it’s jus hair and wardrobe this shit means somethin to meeee

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@jennifermerr I got in an argument with a Ben Franklin impersonator at Reading terminal market bc he took the seat my brother was sitting in when we went to get napkins. Didn’t realize it was the Ben Franklin Stool.

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@Nyxpip Did this when I first started the game and when they asked what my name was I put Mucus. Had to delete the whole save data and start over.

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@localchaos_ What steps can I make in life to ensure someone with energy like this finds me

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@kvwviiju Acting very normal and cool about this