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[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Harry Kane lick it up to ras

[ALF @AlfHawkins_]

@Billie_T Amidst our horrendous injury issues I think it would be a no brainer to tie down a physically and technically reliable player who, in fairness, does give a shit/110%

[Wayne Barton @WayneSBarton]

No shots on goal for two hours after the fifth minute, averaged about two passes a minute, one of the most shameful cowardly performances ever seen in a Champions League final. Played for penalties and got what they deserved.

[Joe @totnumjoe]

🚨BREAKING: Max Dowman is now the youngest gimp to ever lose the UCL final!

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

"Stand up if you hate Tottenham" has most of the stadium on their feet at West Ham United.

Leeds United singing "stand up if you're going down" puts everyone on their seats again.

Premier League final day live coverage: https://t.co/P3R5bMRgqU

[David Gold @davidgold]

@Jayoconnor8
I saw my wife having sex with my best friend in my swimming pool on the same day I discovered my farther stealing my shares.dg

[ALF @AlfHawkins_]

@Kish_P14 If I was a gambling man (I am) I would be putting a decent chunk on us winning the league next season for the simple fact that we probably won’t be better value for a long while

[Mr Black @MrBlackFootball]

Tottenham since signing Peppa Pig

[ALF @AlfHawkins_]

@Skooch It’s the TV equivalent of those AI fruit clips where the Apple woman cheats on her Apple husband with a Banana, absolute hot garbage

[ALF @AlfHawkins_]

@jimmy__mcintosh Song’s on spotify, listened to it a scary amount of times already

[Jimmy McIntosh @jimmy__mcintosh]

@mickeyhoohaa Celebrity fan in vintage shirt: “Arsenal. The Arsenal. The Gunners. We’re not just a football club…”
Ian Wright, serving chips for some reason: “We’re a family.”
Calafiori in a pub: “From The North Bank…”
Russo: “To the Clock End”
Mamdani, in NYC: “These streets are our own.”

[Jack @tehTrunk]

I truly believe that the club’s failure to back the Pochettino project, to build around one of the most talented groups of players we’ve probably ever had, fundamentally broke the soul of everything. ENIC showed who they were at that time, and have never suggested otherwise.

[Gary Ward @GaryRWard]

Former Tottenham CEO Scott Munn, speaking to https://t.co/ZXxHtH5Ji3

"History shows it has been 17 managers in 20 years - for me it's about actions along with the results.

If you are with a club and you don't win anything, then that's a pretty important measure.
I remember a CFG board meeting, and (Manchester City) had finished second in the Premier League the year before.

The Chairman - Khaldoon Al-Mubarak - started the meeting by saying that wasn't acceptable! That was instilled in everything we did in the club.

I didn't have that same feeling at Spurs.

At that level, the margin for error is so small that culture and mentality can be the difference between three points on a Saturday. "

Via - @simonhill1894

#THFC #SPURS #COYS #TOTTENHAM

[ALF @AlfHawkins_]

This just an absolutely insane thing to say isn’t it? It’s true of course, but it appears to have massively set the tone for the season. Very strange bloke.

[That Tottenham Feed  @Tottenham_Feed]

Thomas Frank did warn us all back in July.

#THFC | #COYS | #TOTTENHAM

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Mauricio Pochettino has been sacked by @SpursOfficial. He helped the club to punch massively above their weight for years. Good luck with finding a better replacement....ain’t gonna happen.

[ALF @AlfHawkins_]

@Jack_Doyle82 Yet he’s not wrong

[ALF @AlfHawkins_]

@iamjustapeater I started a creatine loading phase just over a year ago and 4 days later I had to have my appendix taken out. Not entirely sure if the two were connected but it felt so and I haven’t touched the stuff since.

[ALF @AlfHawkins_]

@BioavailableNd What are your thoughts on those pop up sauna’s available on the market? Are they mostly counterproductive considering they’re comprised of synthetic materials?

[ALF @AlfHawkins_]

@reshadrahman @TheAthleticFC @SpursOfficial