Alf O'Kenney

Dans ses écrits / un sage italien / dit que le mieux / est l'ennemi du bien

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Huh, TIL
https://t.co/kiL1oa10Wz

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Adventures in too much time on my hands

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There's a thin line between "travel changes you, it helps you open your mind" and cult rhetoric.

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PSA creators had it so much easier when the audience had nothing to do for 2.5 minutes.

https://t.co/nQzi5bZw2M

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Technological:
Of or related to the processing of truth statements set to a beat.

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When you get so bored with dating apps that you start to incorporate classic children's film references right out the gate

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I hate that society has shaped me in a way that my first thought upon receiving a bunch of "thank you!"s after giving some change isn't "wow, that really brightened their day!", it's "you're just saying that to flatter our egos, since that's what we actually want out of this"

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Les bouchons d'oreille sont extrêmement sous-estimés

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Behold:
An outtie!

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Je n'aurais jamais cru voir le jour où on sort un malade de diss track envers Rupert Murdoch.

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Easy test to tell if you won the lottery in life: you somewhat regularly buy so many groceries that you run out of room in your fridge/pantry, and yet you have only a vague idea of how much money is in your account.

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If engines ran on cognitive dissonance, we might actually be able to solve global warming. ✈️🚗⛴️

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Le bon côté d'une canicule: c'est le moment parfait de commencer un levain

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You know what sucks?
The days preparing/searching/working where it feels like you're wasting time and all you're getting is failure.

You know what's awesome?
The days where all that work comes to fruition.

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Paying for a recruiting service is the corporate equivalent of telling your friend to go out at recess and ask your crush if they like like you back.

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You know what should get more love? The sound of car tires on pavement after a fresh summer drizzle.

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I bet @KellyHrudey gives out full size candy bars on Halloween. He just seems like that kind of guy

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Jusqu'au XIX siècle, l'humain moyen ne possédait pas un miroir. Ça veut dire qu'il n'avait généralement aucune idée d'à quoi il ressemblait. Pis maintenant on peut guère passer quelques heures sans voir tous les menus détails de notre forme.

[Alf O'Kenney @AlfOKenney]

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death, taxes and Machinehead in the third period.
- Benjamin Franklin

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The corollary to "don't talk with food in your mouth" is "if a person has food in their mouth, don't ask a question"