Alf the alpha elf

THE alpha elf ever 💪🙀
GO TEAM ALPHA!! 🙌🔥🔥 (Team Sigma DNI)

[Alf the alpha elf @AlfTheAlphaElf]

// Just pinning this to let y’all know that I insert my own headcanons into this account.
For a guy with <10 minutes total screentime, I feel like I get to make things up about him

[j 🍉 (evil) @artandbrimstone]

// tmk spoilers ‼️

can everyone get more tmk again please,,,, im in the uni animation mines atm so I can’t make the animatics I want to and it’s killing me 😭

[Delphi @Delphi1nium_]

another tmk chibi art done B-DDD
#jrwi #jrwifanart

[Alf the alpha elf @AlfTheAlphaElf]

@TSigmaBarbarian @BROODING_BEAST @ScarlemagneDrac THEN WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HATE ME?

[Alf the alpha elf @AlfTheAlphaElf]

@TSigmaBarbarian @BROODING_BEAST @ScarlemagneDrac If grudges last, then why the fuck aren’t you still mad at him for going full on beast mode on you during the hunter’s exam???

[Alf the alpha elf @AlfTheAlphaElf]

@BROODING_BEAST @TSigmaBarbarian @ScarlemagneDrac NO I’M NOT AND YOU FUCKIN’ KNOW IT.

[Alf the alpha elf @AlfTheAlphaElf]

@TSigmaBarbarian @BROODING_BEAST @ScarlemagneDrac I wouldn’t have to be annoying to you if you didn’t decide to dump pounds of cheese into my dorm room for no reason at all.

[Alf the alpha elf @AlfTheAlphaElf]

@BROODING_BEAST @TSigmaBarbarian @ScarlemagneDrac Of course I wouldn’t, because I’m a proud alpha 💪🗣️

[Alf the alpha elf @AlfTheAlphaElf]

@TSigmaBarbarian @BROODING_BEAST @ScarlemagneDrac Alright, I get why Everett hates me (and it’s a mutual feeling), but what the fuck did I ever do to you?

[Alf the alpha elf @AlfTheAlphaElf]

Using this as a reaction image from now on.

[Scarlet_The_Dragon ( Paeon on the brain) @ScarlemagneDrac]

Silly TMK TikTok! Hehe 🩸

Love these silly freaks I’m glad nothing bad happened to them

https://t.co/ZoOgS7RrnK

#jrwi #jrwitmk #tmk #totalmonsterkill #justrollwithit #jrwifanart #justrollwithitfanart #funny #justrollwithittmk #jrwitotalmonsterkill #jrwiart #justrollwithitart

[Alf the alpha elf @AlfTheAlphaElf]

@TSigmaBarbarian @PebbleTMK I don't even own that much.

[Alf the alpha elf @AlfTheAlphaElf]

If I wanted to deep clean the Team Alpha dorm, would a little bit of fire help? Like, would that burn away the cheese smell?

[Alf the alpha elf @AlfTheAlphaElf]

@PebbleTMK Idk if Raven will appreciate our dorm smelling like a cheese shop.

[Alf the alpha elf @AlfTheAlphaElf]

@PebbleTMK Deodorant won’t burn the cheese smell away.

[Alf the alpha elf @AlfTheAlphaElf]

@PebbleTMK // I wanted to do this for Alf, but I just found out his name means elf. His name is Elf the Alpha elf. He must have had terribly uncreative parents.

[Alf the alpha elf @AlfTheAlphaElf]

@PebbleTMK Dude don’t you prefer the smell of slightly burned carpet over rotten cheese?

[Alf the alpha elf @AlfTheAlphaElf]

@TSigmaBarbarian I’m going to ask Raven for flint right now.

[Alf the alpha elf @AlfTheAlphaElf]

@TSigmaBarbarian If I light the carpet on fire a little and immediately stomp it out, that should work right?

[Alf the alpha elf @AlfTheAlphaElf]

@TSigmaBarbarian Then you better get used to pissing with the rats dude

[Alf the alpha elf @AlfTheAlphaElf]

@TSigmaBarbarian Dude that means you can wreck one stall per rat, and there would still be enough stalls.

[Alf the alpha elf @AlfTheAlphaElf]

@TSigmaBarbarian What’s the rat to stall ratio?