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[. @Alfalfinator]

Akala is so hot

[. @Alfalfinator]

Why is there a different Mother’s Day in America to the UK, but we both have the same Father’s Day

[. @Alfalfinator]

Actually got access to my account back. Never thought this would happen

[. @Alfalfinator]

@ScottyUnfamous 🤣🤣🥴🥴

[. @Alfalfinator]

So someone from Canada just hacked into my twitter account. Heard today my ex husband was going to Canada… coincidence? I doubt it

[OLONI BABY 🍒 @Oloni]

It’s not too late to get an STI test if you’re going on holiday soon. Clean and safe sex >>>>

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Do not open up joint accounts with people you are not married to.

[AntionetteTheGirlNextDoor @DrToniSaidit]

I ran into my old therapist at the store and to my surprise she spoke to me in public. She asked me how I was doing, I responded “I’m struggling to be honest.” She replied “well take care” and walked off Lmaoo

[Noel Clarke @NoelClarke]

Arrested!! Child offences? They’ve been arrested. Why have they not been named??

Or are a certain TV channel just protecting another “alleged” peado but throwing others under Buses

https://t.co/p6gd8jf0bT

[KWAJO- Social Issues Campaigner @Kwajotweneboa]

Anyone else notice that the quality of fruit & veg in supermarkets have gone massively downhill recently?

How am I ordering ‘fresh veg’ for it to be clearly gone off when it arrives.

[OLONI BABY 🍒 @Oloni]

It’s actually more complicated than “doesn’t care” lol situationships where people care about each other exist. To “care” isn’t enough though imo.

[. @Alfalfinator]

😂😂😂

[jj. @jameelajoie]

Men that love bum are such unfaithful people.

[. @Alfalfinator]

All it takes is “tonight”

[. @Alfalfinator]

I chose to ignore someone a while back and they just messaged me saying “Its a bit late now but sorry things didnt work out.”
Wait.. what? I ignored you 🥴

[Shay Loko @jobswithshay]

Apparently we still have to write cover letters in 2023, I have a thread loading. Will this be helpful?

[Lakyn Thee Stylist @OgLakyn]

And had the nerve to be sitting there looking like a big stupid baby in his little blankie waiting for his nachos probably watching Bluey. A joke!

[ABC News @ABC]

NEW: Kansas City man accused of shooting 16-year-old Ralph Yarl, teen who accidentally went to the wrong address, is in police custody. https://t.co/wE3wEUkVa2