Alfie

Faithful companion, good listener, cuddle provider and game player (ball fetching and chasing friends preferred)

[Alfie @AlfieKernelClub]

Pocket money depleted #sheisworthit #loveno1 #cleverlittlegingerboy http://t.co/SRJnHIp84a

[Alfie @AlfieKernelClub]

Got a few hours with my pals @clevelandcanine whilst the humans do stuff. Take your time guys, take your time #happygingerboy

[Alfie @AlfieKernelClub]

#newtoy #newblanket #newoffice and #newearmuffs please to drown out the "I want to be a mascot… http://t.co/yCr5jl1NB9

[Alfie @AlfieKernelClub]

Loving watching the lads on the telebox with no1 #downtime #englandtowin #getstarted

[Alfie @AlfieKernelClub]

Well you left the door open #caughtout #rearrangethepillows #busted #comfysparebed… http://t.co/QQMk1rd93y

[Alfie @AlfieKernelClub]

My favourite photo of cheeky monkey playmate http://t.co/bg8jjhJ088

[Alfie @AlfieKernelClub]

Any chance of a retweet @DrBrianMay? My no1 human has just been awarded her doctorate after 5 years hard work and you are her hero.

[Alfie @AlfieKernelClub]

1st day off as Dr Owens and she's not a well bunny. Good for me tho as we're going to watch Lady & the Tramp this afty :-)

[Alfie @AlfieKernelClub]

Had a fab day with aunty Liz and Lilly loo lah and back again tomorrow after a fun filled day @clevelandcanine creche. #no1workinghard

[Alfie @AlfieKernelClub]

Can't believe my little playmate is one! http://t.co/08NhtJvltC

[Alfie @AlfieKernelClub]

Love #alancarr for making no1 laugh out loud

[Alfie @AlfieKernelClub]

Text from no1 "I got the jacket Alf :-D" whatever - does it have pockets for treats and balls? #happygingerboy @clevelandcanine creche

[Alfie @AlfieKernelClub]

It's tiring being a Christmas dog #blendinginthebackground #Christmasburnout http://t.co/VKbiL01et9

[Alfie @AlfieKernelClub]

It's my remote and I want to watch #pogdogs again http://t.co/ed5p10Vjqa

[Alfie @AlfieKernelClub]

Well there's a surprise, we're watching #pogdogs and she's crying and he just keeps saying "no, no, no"

[Alfie @AlfieKernelClub]

@SarahMillican75 enjoying my Christmas swag. Have a fun day http://t.co/phhaJs3kqU

[Alfie @AlfieKernelClub]

#santa'sbeen #goodboy #christmasswag #newcoat #spoilt #happygingerboy http://t.co/rLyr5VVsGZ

[Alfie @AlfieKernelClub]

Text from no1 "hope you're having a lovely time @clevelandcanine creche whilst your slaves deal with the hell that is Christmas shopping" :/

[Alfie @AlfieKernelClub]

@BBCRadio2 Quality photo, may there be many more of this ilk over the festive period

[Alfie @AlfieKernelClub]

Apparently the slaves are in a pub in London called 'the George', she'll be happy #happyno1 #familylove