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[alfie @AlfredDegnars]

My new friend at college calls UD 'UDel' needless to say she's not my new friend anymore

[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

BREAKING: Jury reaches verdict in trial of Derek Chauvin, who is charged with murder and manslaughter in the death of George Floyd.

https://t.co/dPRmNiJD9M

[Tony! Toni! Toné Morrison @hannaehwrites]

I can’t believe me and Beyoncé own the same thing. I have a mask just like that.

[memory lane @bitchiwas999]

I ain’t never seen a car tear an ACL 😂

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

i hate being cold all the time. i feel like a god damn chihuahua shivering when it’s 60 the grease outside

[Plush Gawd ❤️💋💄👑 @i_be_koolz]

Somebody used my card on Amazon for $3399 for a fucking LG fridge I can't wait to tell them to hold shipment till I can get to the warehouse so they can stuff me in that same fridge and upon arrival I'm jumping out and beating everybody ass at that address

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

the animators of spongebob are so sick for this honestly 😭 https://t.co/xVozAoLfO3

[Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome]

“But what’s the condition of the Dollar Tree?”

[Hot Little Mongoose @HLMongoose]

This is the best thing I’ve read in awhile.

[Jersey Shore @JerseyShore]

Me with the 21-year-olds when the bars reopen:

[Alex Turrall @ImReadinHere]

“The United States is a one-party state but, with typical American extravagance, they have two of them.” - Julius Nyerere

[𝒥𝑜𝒶𝓃𝒶 @ollajoana]

@D_Roseboro11 @ChillOutACE_