Al Dente Ph.D.

RI GOVERNER CANIDATE- MY NAME IS ALFRED DENTE AND I GOT A PH.D. IN MALIT SMASHING SLUG RAKES!!!! I SAVE DOGS AND LOVE ALL ANIMALS AND I LOVE RHODE ISLAND

[Boston Globe Pitchbot @BostonSatire]

“What a shithole,” Haitian national soccer team arriving in Lynn for World Cup says it feels like they never left home

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

STRIKE. 💥🦅

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

American speed. American power. American GREATNESS. 🇺🇸🏁

President Donald J. Trump just signed an Executive Order launching the FIRST-EVER IndyCar race through the streets of our Nation’s Capital: The Freedom 250 Grand Prix.

[Kevin Dalton @TheKevinDalton]

This is a masterpiece

[The SCIF @TheSCIF]

Former Nicolás Maduro security guard delivers a firsthand account of the advance technology used in the U.S. raid in Venezuela. State-of-the-art drones, massive firepower, but the Direct Energy Weapons were the most terrifying.

20 elite American soldiers, armed with cutting-edge technology, dismantled defenses and neutralized hundreds without a single casualty on their side. This isn't just a story of victory—it's a masterclass in modern warfare supremacy.

The Americans arrived undetected, Advanced electronic warfare systems completely disabled Venezuelan radars and other equipment.

Drones struck with lightning speed, obliterating bases and outpacing any counter-response. The guard notes Venezuela had "no technology to fight against drones," highlighting the asymmetric edge of U.S. unmanned aerial systems.

Most interesting, was the mention of Direct Energy Weapons, causing immediate incapacitation, with victims bleeding from ears, nose, and mouth.

This matches the Long Range Acoustic Device (LRAD) or emerging directed-energy systems like the Active Denial System (ADS). and other electromagnetic and acoustic weaponry. If you follow me, this is nothing new and a taste of what we really have and are capable of.

The result? 20 operators vs. hundreds, equaling total domination.

"You think you can fight Americans? You don't even know what their weaponry is like." With President Trump eyeing Mexico's cartels next—"You're on the list too"

Don't FAFO with the USA!

[FourThousand Vyrus @fourthousandvy]

One of the best ways to drain people energy nowadays is via the internet

[Al Dente Ph.D. @AlfredDente]

THE RHODE ISLAND BIRTH RATE HAS BEEN DOWN 30% SINCE 2017!!!!!!! EXACTLY WHEN MARDI GRAS ON RT 5 IN CRANSTON CLOSED!!!!!!!! 🤔

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

If you don’t know, now you know 🦅

[Al Dente Ph.D. @AlfredDente]

IF @realDonaldTrump PUT OUT THE FIRES OF HELL THE DEMOCRATS WOULD FEEL BAD FOR THE DEVIL LOLLLLL

[CJ Pearson @Cjpearson]

🚨 MUST WATCH: You could not have found a more incompetent group of corrupt morons who are leading the investigation into the shooting at Brown University:

- Brown's head of campus security was fired from his last job for not having the proper credentials.
- Brown's President may have removed security cameras from the campus at the behest of Palestinian activists.
- Providence's City Council Chief of Staff is a "genderless bisexual" who was arrested for protesting at Trump tower.
- Columbia-born Providence police chief has a nephew who ran one of the largest fentanyl rings on the east coast.

[Al Dente Ph.D. @AlfredDente]

IT’S EASIER TO GET AWAY WITH SHOOTING TEN PEOPLE IN PROVIDENCE, RHODE ISLAND THAN IN GTA ONLINE

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Cancel Netflix for the health of your kids

[JoshWest247 ⚡️ @JoshWest247]

HILARIOUS! 😂“I Drive A Big Cybertruck” by comedian @JeffDye

[Al Dente Ph.D. @AlfredDente]

@KISS IS TO ROCK N ROLL AS @HulkHogan WAS TO WRESTLING

[Al Dente Ph.D. @AlfredDente]

HEY @McDonalds- ENOUGH WITH THE SNACK WRAP! BRING BACK THE PARFAIT!!!!!

[Al Dente Ph.D. @AlfredDente]

I WANNA VOTE FOR @TheVoice_TF1 TO BE CANCELLED

[Al Dente Ph.D. @AlfredDente]

I HAD NO IDEA SIR PAUL MCARTNEY WROTE THE YORKER SHOES SOMG

[Al Dente Ph.D. @AlfredDente]

YEA BUT CAN I @DoorDash A LOTTERY TICKET????

[Al Dente Ph.D. @AlfredDente]

RHODE ISLAND STYLE!!!!