Alfred J. Sparky

Music teacher hooked on soccer. I’m just here to scream into the void. He/Him. #Crew96 #LFC #BlackLivesMatter #ProtectTransKids

[Alfred J. Sparky @AlfredJSparky]

Kelleher making me not worried about Ali being out and Arne making me not sad anymore about Jürgen being gone, what a time to be a Red #YNWA

[Zachary Cohen @ZcohenCNN]

Philly’s Republican City Commissioner 👇

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Has someone done the “there is no need to be upset” meme with Arne? Because I need it. #LFC

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Liverpool the only remaining perfect team in the UCL, nbd

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Just pass it to the corner, don’t have to get fancy. Incredibly disappointing to have the win in the bag and then have three straight pens saved. This team is too good to get completely smoked in the first round. On to next year. #Crew96

[Alfred J. Sparky @AlfredJSparky]

For the love of all things holy FSG just drop a blank check in front of him, he needs to retire in a Reds shirt

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

Top of the table is where this club belongs. Nothing less. All teams win matches but there’s only 1 champion in the end. That’s what we want. Thank you for your support last night. No matter what happens, I will never forget what scoring at Anfield feels like.

[Alfred J. Sparky @AlfredJSparky]

@SickosCommittee God-tier 8 to 5 skills

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@SacramentoKings Evergreen tweet

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Absolutely HUGE dub for the Reds there, always here for taking advantage of other top teams dropping points, what a second half!

[Alfred J. Sparky @AlfredJSparky]

BJG playing like a man possessed since coming on, you love to see it

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Good shift from Darwin and another deserved appearance for Endo

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These dudes make my band director heart so incredibly happy

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

GET THE MICS AWAY FROM THE CLARINETS PLEASE

Also, Penn State band, can we not breathe after 4 bars?

[Alfred J. Sparky @AlfredJSparky]

MO SALAH MO SALAH MO SALAH RUNNIN DOWN THE WINGGGGGGGGG

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CODY GAKPO I LOVE YOU

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Running a 4-4-2 now with Diaz on for Szobo? I’m here for it #LIVBHA

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Begging for the ref to do his job and card Verbruggen for time wasting, it’s getting ridiculous

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Average keeper turning into Lev Yashin against Liverpool exhibit #37462747

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My kingdom for Liverpool to not play like cheeks when a fellow title challenger drops points

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Of course LFC has to make it hard when Arsenal drops points- gotta keep pressing #LIVBHA

[Alfred J. Sparky @AlfredJSparky]

The winning house during trick or treat tonight was the one that handed out spiked apple cider and had a Harris-Walz sign out front (and, shocker when you move back to your hometown, we’re people who we went to high school with)