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Bitchy alien with a penchant for cat meat!!

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@tr0tSkiii @amazonmusic I’m sure he’s devastated! You still decided to come and comment tho, fucktard!

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@HowieMac77 @amazonmusic No fucktard, read the t&c’s

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@RodneyP72773409 @AmazonHelp But here you are pointlessly commenting, piss off then if 70 million tracks don’t include your clearly odd choices!

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@badbudgiedanny You clearly work there then!

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@KingCant0na Too many idiots who can’t read!

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@R10MJH @amazonmusic States new subscribers only muppet

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@Razzalax420 @Apple I use windows and Mac daily, Windows is shit, touchscreen windows devices are the absolute shit!

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@ZwitterelfZana @JurassicJunkie @Apple Wow ain’t you a catch, a moron, but a catch

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@bitsofplastic @BritEuropa @BBCBreaking Do you have any idea how restricted his life will be? Do you realise that he will be limited in what he can do until he dies? Do you realise that if he farts in the wrong place he will be straight back in jail?

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@damewade @BBCBreaking Pity you can’t string a simple sentence together!

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@sammy28908 Obviously this kind of wine isn’t for you, someone who knows sod all about wine! You keep buying your crap from the supermarket!

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@LouLouMason Or stop targeting morons that can’t understand simple advertising!

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@LouLouMason Holy crap, how thick are some people??

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@Jxparisxo You mean another completely fake program??

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@lotrfanboy @NakedWines Get your facts straight you bore!

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@BBCBreaking To be honest, he could have married an ostrich for all I care!

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@JeremyK77383381 @BBCBreaking You’re a moron

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@NOW Sooo much plastic……..

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@GretaThunberg Grotty Cuntberg, away lay in yer ane shite

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@RTicks Twat