Alguien123

[Alguien123 @Alguien1667]

@False_sify @Venaomenso

[Headshok1962 @Headshok1962]

You know why Jews don't eat pussy? Too close to the gas chamber!

I'll show myself out

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@hertzzsigil @unikornkawai abajo de tu post de foto polla xddd

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

When you arguing with someone online and see that they lost custody of their kids

[Miku @HatsuneMiku]

Miku Warfare 4

[nova 🇳🇱 @novatropin_]

ustedes tienen q ver esta historia 😭😭😭

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@fawningforu @Venaomenso abajo de tu post

[🕷️ @dxvd123]

Professor did a slideshow lecture for cyber bullying and 5 of my tweets were in the first slide

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@ekkanss @unXavi_ tehablan

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@jiascos @DigitanCABJ

[Fran @FranYaoi]

me siento humillado

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@yunaponk @DigitanCABJ

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

Me: entering Japanese cat café.

employee stops me immediately.

Employee: One rule.

Me: Okay.

Employee: Orange cat bites people from France.

Me: I’m not French.

Employee: Good.

I sit down, cats everywhere, peaceful, adorable, therapeutic.

then gigantic orange cat jumps onto table, built like retired wrestler.

Cat staring at me aggressively.

Employee watching nervously from distance.

Me: I thought he only hated French people.

Employee: He improvises.

cat slowly pushes my drink off table while maintaining eye contact.

Me: THIS IS TARGETED.

small child nearby points at cat.

Child: That one evil.

Employee: No no, He just passionate.

cat suddenly climbs onto my lap, starts purring violently.

Me: …wait he likes me?

Employee shocked.

Employee: Impossible.

another worker comes over, then another, entire staff now observing me like chosen prophet.

Manager arrives.

Manager: He has never trusted customer before.

Me: What does that mean.

Manager bows slightly.

Manager: You must take him.

Me: TAKE HIM WHERE.

orange cat already asleep on me.

Employee quietly bringing adoption papers.

Me: I CAME HERE FOR COFFEE.

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@LeonelNiconafi @lyonsbs99 @unXavi_ mira, tu tipo de Otaku favorito

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@virgazaku

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@onithan_1 @DigitanCABJ

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@onithan_1 @DigitanCABJ

[Telmex @zTelm3x]

hola

[Chinatown @ChinatowndJake]

@Dexerto