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[۟Torn @tornintoshreds]

The “I hate foids” guy whenever a girl slightly caresses his arm

[alchoholi @AliAlcoholi]

@hotsouse184882 @yonkozk_ @mostafapng theres multiple human human fruits, luffy has one, human human fruit form model nika

[alchoholi @AliAlcoholi]

@yonkozk_ @mostafapng Imu ate a human human fruit

[⚡️NEVERDOOMPRO⚡️ @NEVERDOOMPRO]

NEVER DOOM.

[NotOk @NotOkN1]

Yearly reminder to remain abstinent!

[Zherka @ZherkaOfficial]

Remember you are going to die.

[⚡️NEVERDOOMPRO⚡️ @NEVERDOOMPRO]

NEVER DOOM.

[⚡️NEVERDOOMPRO⚡️ @NEVERDOOMPRO]

Don't wait for that event to happen, or that person to talk to you, or that door to open. Those things may never happen, you must act now. Your future is entirely dependent on the moves you make today, act accordingly.
NEVER DOOM.

[alchoholi @AliAlcoholi]

@aysnrrarcn @Fudoug_ Fucking peak beyond peak

[⚡️NEVERDOOMPRO⚡️ @NEVERDOOMPRO]

EVERYTHING IS WITHIN REACH.
NEVER DOOM.

[Luxi ⭐ @0xLuxi]

Never f*cking quit, bro. Life can go from 0 to 100 in the blink of an eye.

[MasterThief, Diogenes of the Hellsite @MasterThiefEsq]

@ReviewsPossum

[John Fadule @fadule_]

Life is amazing:

-gyms exist
-Coke Zero exists
-hot girls outnumber even moderately put-together dudes 2000 to 1
-you and your wife can get hammered at a comedy show then smash all night without a condom
-you and your friends can hit the gym then smoke a joint and grill cheeseburgers
-iPhones have GPS and it tells you when there’s a cop so you can slow down and avoid a speeding ticket
-you could be working 16 hour days in a coal mine in a third world country

There are people who live in wheelchairs. There are kids born with disabilities. No Prom, no Shoulder Presses, no sleepovers with their best friends staying up til 2AM watching Interstellar.

And you’re not SMASHING the gym like a GRATEFUL SAVAGE!? Eating healthy 90% of the time, calling your friends for no reason, booking the trip, CRUSHING IT at work, ASKING for the raise!? Asking out your crush making her your girlfriend then your wife!?

You’re spinning on a sphere in an infinite universe and the fact you’re alive is a 1 in 500 trillion miracle - you’re so lucky it’s absurd and you have nothing to lose :)

[alchoholi @AliAlcoholi]

@Luffyriderr1018 uhhh, happy meal, kizaru wya

[𝐑.𝐎.𝐊 👑 @r0ktech]

GM, Another day to be 1% better.

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

Overlooked fact: every significant relationship in your life began with one moment of someone being slightly braver than the situation required. One person said the thing. Asked the question. Made the first move. Relationships don't start with mutual courage. They start with one person's excess courage.