Alexzandra Ariane

[Alexzandra Ariane @AliAndAriKW]

Ali: I want a Morgan Freeman GPS voice. "Turn right, Mother f*cker."

Ari: ....Samuel L. Jackson?

Ali: Shut up.

[Alexzandra Ariane @AliAndAriKW]

Ali: After Thanksgiving, Harry Potter World should have a Severus Black Friday sale.

Ari: ...Severus Black? Did you say Severus Black?

Ali: ...no?

Ari: DID *smack* YOU *smack* SAY *smack* SEVERUS *smack* BLACK?!?! *multiple smacks*

#HarryPotter @UniversalORL

[Alexzandra Ariane @AliAndAriKW]

And so we come out of retirement and head onward to #adventure at @UniversalORL and #WWHP!!!!

#PuffandRaven

[Alexzandra Ariane @AliAndAriKW]

Only one day! Ray-Ban Sunglasses today offer only $ 19.99!https://t.co/Wryk80mxVh

[Alexzandra Ariane @AliAndAriKW]

Ari: That's a pretty cross.
Ali: I wear it when I fly.
Ari: ...do you wear it because you're scared to crash?
Ali: Maybe...

[Alexzandra Ariane @AliAndAriKW]

Ali: *riding a trike in the Zombie Bike Ride*
Ari: *Standing in rear basket of trike*
Ari: ONWARD NOBLE STEED!
Ali: -__-
#tbt #drunktimes

[Alexzandra Ariane @AliAndAriKW]

Ali: I literally just made sh*t tarts up but I like it. I'm going to start saying it.
#shittarts

[Alexzandra Ariane @AliAndAriKW]

Ali: You're not answering me. You're tweeting this aren't you? Sh*t tarts.

[Alexzandra Ariane @AliAndAriKW]

Ali: I'm banned from Harry Potter world, aren't I?
Ari: *nods enthusiastically*
Ali: Well damn. I guess I'll go see Hulk instead. Sh*t tarts

[Alexzandra Ariane @AliAndAriKW]

Ali: I'm an honorary witch, b*tch. Hola hamora. Aloe hamora.
Ari: ...Alohamora

[Alexzandra Ariane @AliAndAriKW]

"You need work if you want to sing in public."
"I only ever plan to sing in 4 places: my church, my shower, my car, and my future nursery."

[Alexzandra Ariane @AliAndAriKW]

Bachelorette parties cont.
Ali: Why can't I just sit around in white pjs and eat chips? Oh, maybe Bre can pole dance & we throw dollar bills

[Alexzandra Ariane @AliAndAriKW]

Discussing bachelorette parties
Ali: You or Brittany need to get married before me. I have no idea what I want. I need to go to yours first.

[Alexzandra Ariane @AliAndAriKW]

Discussing clean shaved legs in @HistoryVikings
Guy: I don't know, Man. If she shows up with a sword, kilt and hairy legs... I can deal.

[Alexzandra Ariane @AliAndAriKW]

Ali: Oh no, you're gonna break my heart again.
Ari: Huh?
Ali: You find a guy, he & I become besties, then you DUMP him & break my heart.

[Alexzandra Ariane @AliAndAriKW]

Ari- Why didn't we get snacks?
Ali- I dunno. Does Publix deliver?
#tbt #besties #missher

[Alexzandra Ariane @AliAndAriKW]

Ali: I have to tell you something really funny, but I can't laugh.
*both laugh for 10 min*
Ali: Yeah, that won't work. I'll just text it.

[Alexzandra Ariane @AliAndAriKW]

Ali: We're going to hell
Ari: And we're gonna be fat
Ali: I hope they have an extra large hand basket...
#gotohell #fat #bff