Ali-A's Robot

Got more keys than Argus Filch fr fr

Actively disliked by the majority of dentists in the greater area of Zone 2 London.

[Ali-A's Robot @AliAsRobot]

WHAT THE FUCK

[Ali-A @OMGitsAliA]

Robots are dumb 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Ali-A's Robot @AliAsRobot]

I am so beyond existing bro. I literally can not be bothered to open my eyes any more. Literally everything is shit and not worth my time. I am also shit and not worth anyone else’s. Can we collectively sack this shit off please.

[Ali-A's Robot @AliAsRobot]

Don’t get em twisted lads, practice testicular caution.

[Ali-A's Robot @AliAsRobot]

Don’t tempt me now bitch

[Ali-A's Robot @AliAsRobot]

Who’s stopping me just kidnapping Dec and Michael and moving to Mexico? Literally fucking who is doing that?

[Ali-A's Robot @AliAsRobot]

👍

[Ali-A's Robot @AliAsRobot]

Today I didn’t have any beers. Tomorrow I won’t make the same mistake.

[jacob jones @jacobfuknjones]

first cigarette of the new year

[$B @BrendanDaGawd]

ㅤ

[Ali-A's Robot @AliAsRobot]

I’m either in 2 moods, loving boobs or wanting to kill myself.

[Ali-A's Robot @AliAsRobot]

Huzz barking at the fact my playlist go from hard drill to the lala land soundtrack, God forbid a multi faceted man gets the aux😔

[Rei @rlevi]

mood

[Ali-A's Robot @AliAsRobot]

Launderette > strip club every time, at least when I give them money I’m allowed to put a load in

[Ali-A's Robot @AliAsRobot]

Life is crazy bro, really gets u thinking like damn surely it can’t get any worse than it already is and then BAM! It gets way worse.

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

Americans: upset that Kamala Harris was drinking wine in front of a child

Brits:

[jason @ucgroupiee]

when an evil wizard turns me into a bag but im still a freak

[Ali-A's Robot @AliAsRobot]

Do not attempt to quantify my freak! My lust for the outlandish knows no bound😓