Ali B

English Grad Student. Editor. I obviously love books and coffee ☕️

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

It’s all fun and games being a trinket girl until you have to move

[Gibson Johns @gibsonoma]

"I don't know why Raquel was the narrator of that night, but that's not what happened."

I'd like to nominate Ally for the Outstanding Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role Emmy for her 8-minute cameo on the #PumpRules reunion

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Throwing open my shutters and shouting down at the townspeople below that it is Vanderpump Rules finale day

[The World According to Eddy @oneandonlyEddyb]

The fact that Sandoval was more genuinely apologetic to Schwartz than to Ariana, that shows you the type of 🗑️ he is .. #pumprules

[Vanderpump Rules 🏳️‍🌈 @sur_rules]

SHE DOESNT GIVE ONE SHIT #PumpRules

[Ali B @AliBraenovich]

@morganpw I thought you weren’t watching yet!!

[bravo by betches @bravobybetches]

“Every time I wanted to tell her, I got this vibe that she just didn’t want to know” #PumpRules

[bravo by betches @bravobybetches]

when Ariana said “I would’ve followed you anywhere”… I don’t think my heart has ever broken like this for anyone on a reality show 🥺 #PumpRules

[Director @tayallard]

pick your friends up from the airport, help them move, help them with their problems, cook for them, watch their pets when they aren’t, get them medicine when they’re sick, talk to them, sit with them, hold them. love your friends while you can and do it loudly.

[Ali B @AliBraenovich]

@lanieenavicki 😂😂😂😂😂

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

do you ever just freak the fuck out

[Becca G @beccagreenberg_]

How do people learn how to take care of their cars? Is it a dad thing? Trial and error? Either way I’m behind.

[GL @gldivittorio]

“Don’t ask friends for help moving as an adult” “don’t ask friends to do a potluck as an adult” you can literally ask me to hold your hand at the dentist and I will do it

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

one day you're young and cute and the next you're 27, excited about a bird feeder

[gigi @420insidejob]

if I was a deer the first thing I would do is run into traffic

[m a x w i t t e r t @waxmittert]

Pretty cool that I have to buy soil. My ancestors would be so surprised.

[caleb misclevitz @calebmisclevitz]

bake me a cake as fast as you can is such an unhinged thing to say

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

that’s it? weekends over? monday tomorrow? i hate this life