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I love my kitties.

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Exercise, lots of vegetables, CBD oil, and lotion have me in remission! #missionremission #psoriasis

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What is twitter?

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Stinkbug down a garbage disposal means my kitchen smells like cucumbers now.

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Oops I made a pie crust

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I'm on like generation three of sea monkeys. I love these little guys. They're loving on each other. A lot.
#babieshavingbabies

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Just to be clear, I'm not a nazi.
I'm not even sciencing right now either.
I just watched a documentary and now I want to vivisect my kids

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The only thing preventing me from being a terrible sea monkey mother is a pipette
#thingsnottogetforchristmas
#seamonkeys
#naziscientist

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Today's snapchat events include petting my dog and an up close view (literally) of sea monkeys making more sea monkeys.

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If you thought 9/11 was bad, just imagine how bad I felt when I found out that there are people who hate cats.

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Hate it when the tag of your tea falls in? Drink it from a plastic bottle instead!

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I think I'm having withdrawal symptoms for Arizona green tea.
#basicwhitebitch #effyourstarbucks #happyfall

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New level of adulting: drunk impulse paying utility bills instead of useless online purchases

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And we'll walk underneath the street lamps forever
You'll say you remind me of you
It's so damn cliche that it's clever

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But wait, I'm not staying off the internet. Fuck that. My stuffed animals, Sofie, and I are going to have a tea party because nobody's home.

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Social media has too much socializing. It's the weekend. Goodbye social media. See you next week ♡

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I just yelled "SMOKING KILLS!" and smashed a fly with my roommate's empty pack of cigarettes.

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I may or may not have eaten an entire green bean casserole today.

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Well, I DID have a green bean casserole made today...

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Jet fuel can't steal baked beans!

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Even Sofie can't stand these farts.