Ali Williams

Forever attempting to be as cool as my dogs... It's going alright

[Ali Williams @AliCali8753]

I'm a strong, independent woman... who called her dad and demanded he drive 8 minutes and kill a bug and spray the perimeter #sorrynotsorry

[Ali Williams @AliCali8753]

Hey @ScottGPatterson come hangout with us at the Warner Brother's tour pronto pretty please

[Jenna VanDyke @jvandyke29]

Pretty sure the highlight of @AliCali8753’s life was getting Ragan, KJ, and @MagsGotSwag12 to sign her UCLA foam finger tonight #GoBruins #BoomerSooner 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Jenna VanDyke @jvandyke29]

“Okay here’s a life rule: if you still call your mom “mommy” you can’t wear a crop top” -@AliCali8753

[The Dad @thedad]

‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring except for my slightly tipsy Christmas-crazed spouse.

[The Dad @thedad]

Mad respect to everyone still sending out the Christmas Family Newsletter detailing your adventures over the year, as if Facebook was never invented.

[Ali Williams @AliCali8753]

My hair lady is running late and I have an appt after and I have so much anxiety now omg #aliprobs

[Ali Williams @AliCali8753]

Excited for @OhioBSNonlineCA to send me my welcome box for sure #rntobsntime

[Ali Williams @AliCali8753]

That scene in Juno when she copies Bleeker's lab notes saying she brings charisma to the table is basically me and @_SierraSkye in high school

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

“I am so excited to go home and watch hannah montana” -me in 2007 and also me today

[Ali Williams @AliCali8753]

@foodandfriendz only you

[Ali Williams @AliCali8753]

My Halloween costume for life

[sydney cox @syd_cool]

I miss being able to put on a juicy velour sweatsuit and uggs and feel like I had it all figured out life is so complicated now

[Ali Williams @AliCali8753]

My charge nurse keeps not needing me for breaks from the other side so I told him I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend and would just keep coming back #sorrynotsorry

[The Dad @thedad]

COSTUME IDEA: dress up as Clark Kent. Then at some point, announce you have to go "make a phone call” and wink. Boom, back home in bed by 10pm, baby

[Ali Williams @AliCali8753]

Me: "I should go through my tops and get rid of the ones I don't wear". Also me: "but what if I want to wear that for the 1st time and finally take the tags off"? Proud so say that out of 60 I have pulled 4 #progress

[Ali Williams @AliCali8753]

My dad asked if I have a ride to the rehearsal dinner tonight "Umm I have keys and a right foot does that work?" and we stared at each other for another minute #communicationiskey

[Ali Williams @AliCali8753]

Sorting through paperwork and I've decided as an RN I no longer require a printed copy of my TEAS results 😂

[Ali Williams @AliCali8753]

Currently pretending to clean by moving things around where they don't belong but in a different spot than where they were #adulting

[Ali Williams @AliCali8753]

@aly_G__ @TheView Me!

[Ali Williams @AliCali8753]

@aly_G__ Can I recommend legally blonde? It is where I draw all life inspiration