Captain Sassy

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge

[Captain Sassy @AliCattt95]

Nahhhh I already like Naseer, this better not happen #Survivor41

[Captain Sassy @AliCattt95]

CLASSIC rookie move looking for an idol and getting caught #Survivor41 #Survivor

[Natalia Navarro @NataliaVNavarro]

My one wish is for Amy Poehler to reprise her role as Leslie Knope to react to today's inauguration.

[Survivor Reddit @Survivor_Reddit]

Watching TAR this fall like...

#Survivor https://t.co/2Qu4FfYoWy

[Captain Sassy @AliCattt95]

@panerabread Please clear this up for me, I have redeemed my coffee 2 different days at 2 different locations in Orlando, FL and both times I had to pay for the flavor that your website is advertising as free. Are flavors free or not?

[Captain Sassy @AliCattt95]

No one talk to me today, I’m going to be watching #Hamilton on repeat for the rest of the day

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

there is an easy way to tell. if i would like a hug. and it’s that no matter what. i probably do

[Captain Sassy @AliCattt95]

@haleydoman @chrissyteigen Damn okay, these look amazing

[Survivor Reddit @Survivor_Reddit]

.@CBS @Survivor host a Zoom reunion for the cast - we were robbed of any discussion!

#Survivor

[Captain Sassy @AliCattt95]

I have chills, this has been such an amazing season #SurvivorFinale #Survivor

[Captain Sassy @AliCattt95]

No matter what happens, I’m so happy there are 3 women in the final 4!!! #SurvivorFinale

[Captain Sassy @AliCattt95]

@flash_canadian Yes thank you momentary brain fart, I’m just fired up lmao

[Captain Sassy @AliCattt95]

IF THEY WERE AMART THEY WOULD VOTE OUT TONY #SurvivorFinale

[Captain Sassy @AliCattt95]

I’m sorry I forgot tony won IGJDBDNL #SurvivorFinale

[Captain Sassy @AliCattt95]

YES NATALIE THIS DOMINATION IS EVERYTHING #SurvivorFinale #survivor

[Captain Sassy @AliCattt95]

Once again I am STRESSED #SurvivorFinale

[Captain Sassy @AliCattt95]

GO NATALIE YES #SurvivorFinale

[Captain Sassy @AliCattt95]

I’ve never been so happy #SurvivorFinale

[Captain Sassy @AliCattt95]

I swear to god if tony finds that idol #SurvivorFinale

[Ovi Kabir @ovikabir]

Jeff acknowledging his own subconscious biases regarding gender throughout his time hosting #Survivor and talking about trying to change that on national television is the type of self-accountability we need to see more of.