Ali Copeman

Inspiring. I love me. Proud to be New Zealand’s Self Sung Hero. A real life parody account of me exists.

[hamish mcneilly @southernscoop]

An activist who sent a hoax letter calling for a petroleum conference to be postponed, has been found guilty on two forgery-related charges. https://t.co/xV4oWbDXfp

[Ali Copeman @AliCopeman]

Some people work tirelessly without making a song and dance about it.

I tweet about it #PCOLife

[Ali Copeman @AliCopeman]

That feeling when you've been working around the clock and are the only person in the world that works so hard #PCOLife

[Ali Copeman @AliCopeman]

@IanTLS You Sir, are incredible.

[Ali Copeman @AliCopeman]

How do I use Google? Asking for my adult daughter in the hope of invoking sympathy and attention.

[Ali Copeman @AliCopeman]

I am my adult daughter’s social media account. #verified

[Ali Copeman @AliCopeman]

Don't come on twitter and complain then not expect to be challenged when there are gaps in your argument. That right is only reserved for me. #blocked

[Ali Copeman @AliCopeman]

@richardboock By that what you are really thinking of us is *me* when I was sick on a volleyball trip and received injections #alwayslookonthealiside

[Ali Copeman @AliCopeman]

Who needs Dr Google when I have Dr Twitter? #lookatme

[Ali Copeman @AliCopeman]

Even in the tragedy of someone dying from COVID-19 I am able to see the silver lining of being able to tweet and put myself in the centre of attention. #dunnerstunner

[Ali Copeman @AliCopeman]

@IanTLS Your microchips are interfering with my 5G

[Ali Copeman @AliCopeman]

Don’t be that muppet.

[Ali Copeman @AliCopeman]

As a former high performance athlete in several sports I am over qualified to give expert opinion on #Tokyo2020

[Ali Copeman @AliCopeman]

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

[Ali Copeman @AliCopeman]

Forget old people dying. What about me? During my life I have almost died around 100 times. #truefax https://t.co/4OLmoUpyvG

[Ali Copeman @AliCopeman]

@southernscoop Not good

[Ali Copeman @AliCopeman]

@southernscoop Good

[Frances Cook @FrancesCook]

Abhorrent, but a good legal result.

Wellington man convicted of rape after 'stealthing' - removing the condom during sex.

[Ali Copeman @AliCopeman]

Haters gonna hate. As for me, I love me and make sure that everyone knows it.

[Ali Copeman @AliCopeman]

Hello Twitter! What are we getting fake outraged about today?