Alastair Cowper

[Alastair Cowper @AliCowper]

@JackPittBrooke @BeesonOnBooze He gives the ball away for the 2nd goal. Chelsea move the ball and when the goal is scored, Muani isn't even in shot. He hasn't bothered to even try and get back to rectify his mistake. He's certainly not trying as hard as he can. He's utterly dreadful and cannot start on Sunday

[Alastair Cowper @AliCowper]

@Phantomantle @TheAthleticFC Think he's a Wolves fan from memory. Seem to remember a tweet from him when he announced he was going to start covering Spurs.

[Alastair Cowper @AliCowper]

@Phantomantle @TheAthleticFC I hope not! He moved from Wolves to Spurs to cover for someone (Dan Kilpatrick maybe?) who went on some sort of leave for a while. Tbh I'd completely forgotten about him till I see your tweet, so clicked his profile and then saw I'd blocked him. So can't say what he does now.

[Alastair Cowper @AliCowper]

@Phantomantle @TheAthleticFC Don't get me started on that bloke. He covered Spurs for a few years and I genuinely think the main aim of his articles was to antagonise Spurs fans with them. Truly horrific. Wish he'd go back to Wolves and obscurity.

[Alastair Cowper @AliCowper]

@ElementaryFPL @FPLScofield I’m one of those predictors and I did too. Just don’t like the fact he came off v Villa with a knock and hasn’t been seen since

[Alastair Cowper @AliCowper]

@adamdnathan Palace did the exact same thing when they played West Ham the other week. West Ham chose to go for a 0-0 instead of trying to win. There can be no complaints from anyone.

[Alastair Cowper @AliCowper]

@2has_ @FPL_Harry Those are from pre Southampton

[Alastair Cowper @AliCowper]

@TurkTalksFC Max. Villa resting everyone for their semi final. Leeds and Everton on the beach. Chelsea imploding. Be serious.

[Alastair Cowper @AliCowper]

@footballontnt This is not remotely close to being right.

[Alastair Cowper @AliCowper]

@Phantomantle Odds that Neto starts both games this week?

[Alastair Cowper @AliCowper]

@sarris_andreas @adamdnathan Porro can’t create anything? Be serious

[Alastair Cowper @AliCowper]

@adamdnathan Possibly but I never watch Spence and think he’s going to create anything. Far better defensively than he is offensively. I’d much rather Porro play there tbh.

[Alastair Cowper @AliCowper]

@Billie_T He used to play for Sunderland. I’m sure they said that pre game

[Alastair Cowper @AliCowper]

@Billie_T Fury has said this so many times before and then found a way to get out of it every time.

[Alastair Cowper @AliCowper]

@SpursAndLions @Billie_T Can’t imagine he’s started many PL games in that time. And tbh, the club as a whole hasn’t won many anyway. Hes shown sparks of still being a good player this season, even under Frank and Tudor.

[Alastair Cowper @AliCowper]

@Billie_T I think the vibe will get established pretty quickly. KPB is right, plenty of time for laughs before and after. 75% of the time they’re at the training ground, they aren’t even training.

[Alastair Cowper @AliCowper]

@adamdnathan For someone who has traditionally been a wingback, he’s also just not that great attacking wise, even at RB. Far better defensively (when he’s on it) than he is attacking.