I’ve done a lot of growing up in the past 2 1/2 years. You can’t fucking stop me from making banana bread now. I’m eating banana bread every damn day of the week.
Ideally I like to start my mornings with a 15 minute meditation and hot tea. I can’t give any pointers because I’ve never done that in my life but ideally I would.
This is my official list of things that can cure any ailment:
-hydrogen peroxide, bacitracin, and a bandaid
-two hotdogs
-listening to Vienna by Billy Joel 6-7 times in a row
-good cold school water fountain water
-McDonald’s Diet Coke and fries
Starting a new job tomorrow so I’m setting my alarm extra early so I have time to throw up like a totally normal person with nothing wrong with them at all
Hi I just want it to be known that kimchi cured my acid reflux. I’ve been taking acid reflux meds since I was like 15. Recently got addicted to kimchi. Zero acid reflux. Cured.
Before you get into any sort of argument with a Tr*mp supporter just ask them to define bicameral real quick. I’m realizing a lot of these people don’t have like a 5th grade level of understanding about how our govt functions. Like schoolhouse rock level of understanding.
Very real interaction I had with someone WITH A COLLEGE DEGREE
“And like what does the senate even do? Like I know what congress does but what is the Senate?”
……….
BABE
THAT IS CONGRESS
Can’t stop thinking about what the Kennedy cousins group chat must look like
“Sorry yall, can’t make it to grandpa’s thing tonight, dads making us drag a deer carcass through Arlington :(“
I think we should move Election Day to a time of year that doesn’t have much going on. It’s really hard to think about buying Christmas presents when democracy is on the line
When I was a kid I always said I wanted to get married in my pajamas at the top of hill in winter and then everyone sleds down the reception and as I grew up I was like “oh that’s so silly” but now as an actual adult I think 10 year old me hit the nail on the head with that one