Alison Ferrario

lover of Jesus, food, humans, and all things pretty

[Alison Ferrario @AliFerrario]

@elonmusk we love our #teslamodelx but haven’t been able to drive it since October waiting for backordered parts after getting rear ended. @icbc is hand tied providing us with a gas guzzling rental vehicle while we wait with no eta for the part!! #helpusgetourteslaback

[Alison Ferrario @AliFerrario]

Before it was cool #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Alison Ferrario @AliFerrario]

When your kid casually talks about watermelon and then an hour later your Instagram throws an ad at you for an epic watermelon slicing device ... 🤔#AIparanoia

[Alison Ferrario @AliFerrario]

@chrissyteigen Tuna melts!!!! My go to lunch when I’m stumped. Or leftover pizza 🤷‍♀️

[Alison Ferrario @AliFerrario]

@chrissyteigen The pale yellow lifesaver that is delicious pineapple 🍍

[Brent Toderian @BrentToderian]

Stan Lee wrote this in 1968, the year before I was born. I wrote to him a bunch of times as a little boy, like many little boys did. Like his creations, he was my hero. He still is.

‘nuff said.

#Legend #StanTheMan #StanLeeRIP #StanLee #Excelsior

[Alison Ferrario @AliFerrario]

‘It’s the season when I disperse candy wrappers throughout the house so I lose count of how many I’ve actually eaten #minichoclatebarsaresogood #howmanyistoomany #myteethhurt

[Henry Braun @HenryBraun_]

Thank you, @DonRCampbell: "I fully endorse Mayor Henry Braun for re-election.” ~Don. R. Campbell. See details--> https://t.co/boBhD02E68

[Alison Ferrario @AliFerrario]

When the senior man beside you at the gym says he’s gonna go home and smoke a fatty #newsocialnorms #awkwardnotawkward #itslegalnow

[C. S. Lewis @CSLewisDaily]

“Good and evil both increase at compound interest. That is why the little decisions you and I make every day are of such infinite importance. The smallest good act today is the capture of a strategic point from which…you may be able to go on to victories you never dreamed of.”

[Alison Ferrario @AliFerrario]

Dear parents of toddlers: do you love the smell of pee on your carpet and in your laundry? And do you love washing dirty tiny panties 10x a day?? Then have I got a fun project for you! POTTY TRAINING! 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Kaptan Hindustan™ @KaptanHindustan]

Why women live longer than men.

[Youth Unlimited @GVYU]

Check out Scott’s story of overcoming addiction and helping young people do the same today for #InternationalOverdoseAwarenessDay. Find it on pages 4-5 of our annual report at https://t.co/l0kXy0uk4z

[Upper Montrose @UpperMontrose]

Can you believe this is the second bedroom? Give your guests the space they need with our generously sized second and third bedrooms.

[Alison Ferrario @AliFerrario]

@stefanferrario @mykalmachon Side note #tweetingfromthetoilet #calledout

[Upper Montrose @UpperMontrose]

No space is wasted in our one-bedroom show home. With tall cabinets and a large breakfast island, the floor plan open yet functional. Last chance to visit our presentation centre is June 15: https://t.co/BmwkwkYT8o

[Upper Montrose @UpperMontrose]

“Sleeping is the best meditation” - Dalai Lama. Find your zen in this master bedroom. Presentation centre will be closing on June 15, don't miss your chance to view the homes: https://t.co/eoOvG0xPyz

[Alison Ferrario @AliFerrario]

Just discovered a gem of a box of old photos from college days. Equal parts nostalgic/wondering how to explain these to my kids one day

[Upper Montrose @UpperMontrose]

Our sliding barn doors are both functional and aesthetic! They save room by removing a swinging door into the bathroom and add a modern contrast to the open floor plans.

[Upper Montrose @UpperMontrose]

“The kitchen is the heart of the home!” Our kitchens feature quartz countertops and backsplash, Samsung gas ranges and stylish Blomberg Fridges.