Ali G.

Retired high school athlete. Reluctant adult.

[Ali G. @AliGarab]

Find the person talking to the dog at a house party. #HowToCatchAnIntrovert

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I’m not a puppet Elon.. I’m a daughter of two immigrant parents that had to work their ass off to provide for me! I’m a product of welfare, I’m a product of section 8, I’m a product of poverty and I’m a product of what happens when the system is set up against you….But you don’t know nothing about that. You don’t know not one thing about the American struggle…. PS fix my algorithm

[Liz Cheney @Liz_Cheney]

This is how dictators destroy free nations. They threaten those who speak against them with death. We cannot entrust our country and our freedom to a petty, vindictive, cruel, unstable man who wants to be a tyrant. #Womenwillnotbesilenced #VoteKamala

[Liz Cheney @Liz_Cheney]

Says the smallest man who ever lived.

[Ali G. @AliGarab]

When you’re an internet troll trying to make someone feel small but you don’t spell good…🙄

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Taylor Swift changed the lyrics to “Karma” while performing at The Eras Tour with Travis Kelce in the audience:

“Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, coming straight home to me.”

[Shadyyee @chockietee]

@PopCrave Awww she’s so inlove & he is really into her ☺️☺️☺️☺️

[Ali G. @AliGarab]

I. CANNOT. WAIT.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Surprise!! 1989 (Taylor’s Version) is on its way to you 🔜! The 1989 album changed my life in countless ways, and it fills me with such excitement to announce that my version of it will be out October 27th. To be perfectly honest, this is my most FAVORITE re-record I’ve ever done because the 5 From The Vault tracks are so insane. I can’t believe they were ever left behind. But not for long! Pre order 1989 (Taylor’s Version) at https://t.co/12bONe9FJA 🩵😎🩵

📷: Beth Garrabrant

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

I've seen folks tweet that if Jonah Hill wanted a gf who didn't post bathing suit pictures or have guy friends he shouldn't have dated a surfer.

But here's the thing: Emotionally abusive & controlling men don't want 'submissive' women, they want to take strong women down a peg

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Justice Alito accepted tens of thousands of dollars in lavish vacation gifts from a billionaire who lobbied to cancel the student loan forgiveness.

After the gifts, Alito voted to overturn. This SCOTUS’ corruption undercuts its own legitimacy by putting its rulings up for sale.

[HawaiiDelilah™ 🥥🌴🌊 @HawaiiDelilah]

Good Lord. US news coverage of the world is shit. Russia is quite likely in crisis. Your overly-produced pieces about the Supreme Court are not really meeting the moment.

[Michael McFaul @McFaul]

Wow. Russia now has two armies in control of two different parts of the country. That's the definition of a civil war or (according to Tilly/Trotsky) a "revolutionary situation."

[Ali G. @AliGarab]

THIS IS EVERYTHING.
https://t.co/gROCQCAXuT

[Collin Murr @CollinMurr]

CNN's new typeface is "Low Budget Movie Emulating News Chyron"

[Ali G. @AliGarab]

This was it for me…I’m officially a fan.

“You done fucked up. Stop pulling out the history books.”
-LaLa from Utah 🔥🔥🔥
#PUMPRULES

[Jon Passantino @passantino]

“Bothsidesism is not always objectivity. It does not get you to the truth. Drawing false moral or factual equivalence is neither objective or truthful" -@amanpour https://t.co/wGMzQQUZel