Wesonga

Father, Farmer, Forester. Respect enemies, honour friends.

[Wesonga @AliIsa63]

@osoroKE Enyewe, kuta za tiles huwa mawe. Tumia talimbo.

[Wesonga @AliIsa63]

@Halimaprinces Kukula biriani sapa ni kulala njaa.

[Wesonga @AliIsa63]

@SokoAnalyst I know why, coz you wanted to have an emergency meeting with the other two.

[Wesonga @AliIsa63]

@HuffPost Unfortunately, your smile looks and feels like a 70-year-old.

[Wesonga @AliIsa63]

@LambertMulamb No. 8 is beyond absurd.

[Wesonga @AliIsa63]

@LambertMulamb Tanzania should be up there.

[Ernest Nyakundi 🇰🇪 @ernest_nyakundi]

There’s a mosque in Kenya that is older than Nairobi.
Older than the metre-gauge railway.
Older than colonial Kenya.

And most Kenyans have never heard of it.

A thread 🧵

[Wesonga @AliIsa63]

@Arap_Nyasikera Ashakum si matusi.

[Mchokozi !! @OleMtetezi]

Kwaiyo Wakenya Wanaingia Kwenye Portal Ya Tume Ya Uchaguzi Wanadownload Matokeo Kama Wanadownload Movie? Na Kila Mtu Anaruhisiwa Kujumlisha Matokeo? Haya Mambo Africa Mmeyaona Wapi? Freedom Kenya Imezidi Sana ...

[Wesonga @AliIsa63]

@johnnjenga If you drink bluemoon then we can argue, vote blue drink blue.

[Wesonga @AliIsa63]

@BoniManyala Raila has never lost since 2007, you and I know it.

[First Doctor @FirstDoctor]

RT if God has been good to you so far this year

[Wesonga @AliIsa63]

@StupidManHappy1 @icecube Stupid man, we use ice cubes in Turkana. He is from the shores of lake Turkana.

[Wesonga @AliIsa63]

@DavidNdii No, maybe you should vie so we can entrust you the presidency. For now baba is the safest in the pool of crocodiles.

[Muganda Clay @mqhlay]

I have time, so, 🧵
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RAO: I'll build more roads.

HNIB: RAO will do away with footpaths #MyFootpathsChallenge

@LeonLidigu: My aunt took all her children to university through footpaths, if there were only roads, her children would not have been educated.

[Wesonga @AliIsa63]

@SalihIbnSwalleh @EvanzMwanzu @Jobuu_Jobuu @OleItumbi Kuku ameishi kufungwa kwa kamba hata akifunguliwa hawezi enda mbali. Sisi tutasonga na baba wenye wamezoea utumwa wabaki.

[Wesonga @AliIsa63]

@lindahoguttu @KiigenKoech You are peng why lie.

[Alex Brogan @_alexbrogan]

Charlie Munger spent a lifetime studying why humans make horrible decisions.

The result?

A list of 25 of the most powerful psychological tendencies known to man.

If you want to avoid bad decisions, here are 25 nuggets worth your time 🧵

[Wesonga @AliIsa63]

@Wilsonm62218818 @MakumbiBenard @ItsMutai Of course. Sharif binds more people than shahbal.

[Wesonga @AliIsa63]

@Kasungwa_ Akili, I have too much of it to fit in the head.