Ali J.

floating on a rock

[Jenni @hashjenni]

when you finally text everyone back but they respond right away

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

People who walk around the grocery store with an actual physical list are so damn cute.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

I had twitter back when you could text in your tweets

[chi @ChiThukral]

i think leap day should be a internationally observed holiday - you’re telling me we get an extra day every FOUR years and we have to work?? that doesn’t sit right w me

[maisie @nancyswheeIer]

it’s one of the great cosmic mysteries. how it is that someone can go from being a total stranger, to being the most important person in your life.

#onedaynetflix #oneday

[clare @sadderlizards]

sorry i can’t hang out this weekend i have credit card debt

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Fast food employees who won’t give you extra sauce.

[computer man @gloomfather]

White people will hear a herald angel sing and say some shit like “Hark!”

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

being a girl is just constantly wrapping your head around the fact tht u are in fact no longer a teenager ….

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

Mom: You want something?

Me: A large fry

Mom: Yeah, can I get a small fry

Me:

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

bros having the best sleep of his life

[Ali J. @AliJohnson9]

have never related to anything more in my life

[clare @sadderlizards]

me when i hit the pen and go nonverbal

[Ali J. @AliJohnson9]

@GregoryMares12 @kriiiiich We don’t need this .. 10+ is too extreme

[Weed Porn @WeedPorns]

Me trynna act normal when I’m high af