Ali Kolbert

Stand-up comic; lover of peanut butter; writer; worrier 🌈

[Ali Kolbert @AliKolbert]

You got covid and lost your job welcome to 2020

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!

[Ali Kolbert @AliKolbert]

This looks like every girl I see a future with

[Natalie Winters @nataliegwinters]

War Room White House Corespondent 🇺🇸

[Eliana Goldin @Eliana_Goldin]

Joseph Massad, the @Columbia professor who called Hamas’s October 7th attack “stunning” and “awesome,” is teaching a course next semester on Zionism.

@Columbia, how are you allowing such a blatant antisemite to teach a course on the history of the very people he hates?

[Elizabeth Yuan @baoyuan]

This is great: @AliKolbert talks with @robertasmithnyt and @jerrysaltz about their careers as art critics @nytimes and @NYMag and their 32 yrs of marriage
https://t.co/bpZOylU1gl
. @smbahr14 also has this Times Insider w/Smith, who just retired last month https://t.co/C8bPP456V9

[Jam In The Van @Jaminthevan]

Still looking for Valentine’s Day plans? Come celebrate with us tomorrow at our Open Bar show featuring a medley of hilarious comics! Tickets available here: https://t.co/KESTZOQL1d

#jaminthevan #fumiabe #michaelblaustein #fahimanwar #alikolbert #stephtolev #longtimenosee

[thatsfunny @thatsfunny]

heyLA @HollywoodImprov 7pm tonight @eddiepepitone #RonFunches #MelissaVillasenor @danlevy @IanEdwardsComic @cannoncomedy 7:30pm @EsauMcgraw @joebartnick @GiuliaRozzi 9:30pm @themorganjay @AliKolbert @justmartindale @ErikGriffin & more

[Ali Kolbert @AliKolbert]

Me every time I give my kid their lunch to take to school:

[Ali Kolbert @AliKolbert]

Dating me be like

[Ali Kolbert @AliKolbert]

Dm me your address 🤓

[RG @thirstygersty]

@AliKolbert some complementary Kolberto merch for my loyalty? 😉

[Ali Kolbert @AliKolbert]

Tell me you’re a mom without telling me you’re a mom

[Queery Podcast @queerycast]

Today on the podcast: comedian Ali Kolbert (@AliKolbert)! https://t.co/aSuH0bWhZz

[Jam In The Van @Jaminthevan]

Don’t miss our OPEN BAR show with @CheetoSantino @AliKolbert Trevor Wallace and more at @LTNSComedy show in #culvercity #losangeles! Jam in the Van is the place to be on August 25th, so claim your tickets here : https://t.co/nsHjoipu6e #jaminthevan #cheetosantino #andrewsantino

[Punch Line Sacramento @PunchLineSac]

TOMORROW → @AliKolbert is headlining at 8PM 🎤

Ali will be on our stage soon! Drew Absher & Sean McKenize will also be on this fun show ☺️

There is limited time to get your tickets, Sacramento! 🎟: https://t.co/rjfIp67SL5

[Ali Kolbert @AliKolbert]

One of my favorites on the pod!

[Bren @jinglejaunty]

loved @AliKolbert's conversation with @itsmarkgroves https://t.co/PDkRLDmoZe Now all I need is a $100 amazon card so I can follow up with all those book recommendations!

[Hollywood Improv @HollywoodImprov]

Why women love serial killer shows so much. @AliKolbert

See Ali in The Main Room Friday at 8pm with @AshHess @MazJobrani @toddbarry @HarlandWilliams @DebraDiGiovanni +more! This show will sell out, get tickets at https://t.co/2zDeuaxUJc #hollywoodimprov #comedy #toddbarry

[Hollywood Improv @HollywoodImprov]

That's not the right word... @toddbarry

Todd is back in The Main Room Friday at 8pm with @AshHess @MazJobrani @AliKolbert @HarlandWilliams @DebraDiGiovanni +more! This show will sell out, get tickets at https://t.co/2zDeuaxUJc #hollywoodimprov #comedy #toddbarry

[Ali Kolbert @AliKolbert]

CA! I’ll be at @IrvineImprov next wed 6/28 come bring a friend and laugh https://t.co/pZbI1JFwAD

[Page Six @PageSix]

Kendall Jenner, who can’t cut a cucumber, says she often cooks for friends https://t.co/PBomVQusDh

[Ali Kolbert @AliKolbert]

LA! Come to my show tomorrow at @JoinTheDynasty it’s gonna be a fun one with @notalimac @TreygerLiza @robintran04 @audreystewisart

[Ali Kolbert @AliKolbert]

Have to agree with this one!

[Joseph @myanmar2me]

@AliKolbert funny as hell, cutest laugh ever. That’s all I’ve got.