Ali

[Ali @AliMurphh]

My gender reveal party will consist of my Dr. and I in a room and he will say "it's a boy" and then I'll get on with my day.

[Ali @AliMurphh]

@Nelnet what is going on with your login page???? I cannot login it just keeps refreshing to the main page.

[Ali @AliMurphh]

@MeekMill Hey @MeekMill how about instead of tweeting and trying to start a race war with your platform you donate some of your rap $$$ to organizations that keep kids out of gang violence and sponsor their education. Since you care so much.. put your money where your mouth is.

[Ali @AliMurphh]

@SeanLowery20 I can help you with a hiring strategy. 😇

[Ali @AliMurphh]

@insomniacookies yooo i ordered cookies at 8:30 and now it’s 10:51 and I aint got no cookies 🥺.

[Ali @AliMurphh]

@Hacksaw3k I’m offended. Only the elite know BK is the ultimate. Zesty sauce is everything. Don’t @ me.

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

*Jeffrey Epstein associate Ghislaine Maxwell arrested*

the Clintons:

[Ali @AliMurphh]

@vrbo it is criminal that you are not making your tenants give FULL refunds to the renters during this time. @Airbnb is making it happen. You just lost so many customers! Good job 👍🏻

[Ali @AliMurphh]

@JabroniMurph

[SEC, and CWC Champions @IOnlySayFacts]

Dawg

[Ali @AliMurphh]

@SeanLowery20 I was a bit heated this AM.

[Ali @AliMurphh]

The face of fear is all I’m saying....

[Shanna @ShannaMarie1023]

When you really just wanted enough followers to sell FabFitFun boxes, hair gummies and protein shakes. #TheBachelor

[Ali @AliMurphh]

@susannegarv He is legit holding her hostage!! Like she doesn’t like you bro.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This just ruined my day

[Ali @AliMurphh]

Cannot believe Black Panther is nominated for best picture... wtf. Garbage movie.

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

chipotle employee: do u want beans

me: listen man i dont even know if i want to be 𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦

chipotle employee: ok. im gonna just add the beans

[Ali @AliMurphh]

I’m only eating between the hours of 12pm and 8pm. *shoves face without breathing until 7:59pm.*

[Ali @AliMurphh]

#SaveBritneySpears2019

[Ali @AliMurphh]

@jennalemoncelli 😂 feel like it refers to the sketchy salad bar places in manhattan but not regular places in nj. Guilty of eating at one 🥺

[Ali @AliMurphh]

Proof younger generation doesn’t drink... no line for girls bathroom at shitty bar in hoboken at midnight. Concerned.