Allison Renee

writer. dreamer.

[E! News @enews]

It's a beautiful day to cry our eyes out. #GreysAnatomy

[Allison Renee @AliNae86]

I’m not ready for this. #GreysAnatomy

[Grey's Anatomy @GreysABC]

Wake me up when it's Thursday. https://t.co/Jh1vGc7Fuo

[Allison Renee @AliNae86]

:(

[Giacomo Gianniotti @GiacomoKG]

22:50

[Grey's Anatomy @GreysABC]

Knowing Grey's is back in 2 days.

[Allison Renee @AliNae86]

Goes to in-person meeting...wins a puzzle. It’s the simple things.

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The idc anymore meal for winners.

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If you didn’t read this in Perd Hapley’s voice, we can’t be friends.

[Ashley Fetters Maloy @AFettersMaloy]

did Perd Hapley write this

[KC ♛ @nigerianprynce]

March lasted 3 years while April going by in 4 minutes

[Allison Renee @AliNae86]

Forgot about the unicorn bit. 🦄 This kid brushes her teeth with unicorn toothpaste. This marathon may be over. #HarryPotter

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Discovered the restricted section in the library using the invisibility cloak. Kylie’s response was very Hufflepuff. “Don’t they have cameras? I don’t think he’s allowed in there.” #HarryPotter

[Allison Renee @AliNae86]

Introducing Kylie to the world of Harry Potter for the first time. So far, according to her, his family is just plain rude and she doesn’t understand why someone would want to kill Harry. Her words were “Why Harry? Why?” #harrypotter

[Allison Renee @AliNae86]

Blackout curtains are all fine and dandy until you can't leave your house. Is it morning? Is it night? It feels like we are in a reboot of Groundhog's Day except Bill Murray is a zombie and we end up watching the same press conference everyday at 5 p.m. #Covid_19 #Kentucky

[out of context parks and rec @nocontextpawnee]

Quarantine Day #9:

[Allison Renee @AliNae86]

Are we allowed to have pet penguins? Asking for a friend.

[Jeff Selingo @jselingo]

When does this movie end?

[Allison Renee @AliNae86]

Us peeps with bad immune systems. #stayhomechallenge

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Quarantine day 6.

[Allison Renee @AliNae86]

True Story #prisonmike #theoffice

[Colin Jost @ColinJost]

If you are stuck at home for the weekend or the next three months, check out this excerpt from my new book that was published in the New Yorker this week. You can pre-order the book now so it arrives in the middle of the lockdown. Also works as kindling!

https://t.co/WUXRcrl5vz