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[Ed Acteson @Ed_Acteson]

Deschamps has brashly taken all of his best players and fashioned them into the most lethal attacking unit in world football, sure.

But do they have the squad balance, leadership and cohesion provided by the likes of Dan Burn, Jordan Henderson and Anthony Gordon? I think not.

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Where was this when it actually matters Noni ? 😂✌️

[Shaun ⚽🦘💔 @TheShaunChand]

Been there little buddy, it's the hope that kills you #NRLSharksTigers

[Haroun @HarounHickman]

The PGMOL’s very own Howard Webb clearly explaining why Saliba touching the ball while clashing heads accidentally with Joao Pedro must be a penalty…

…so why have the rules changed today for Arsenal playing away at Newcastle when Gyokeres got cleaned out?

[GM @Element_M1ller]

“Hang on mate, do you mind just waiting there whilst I get my phone out to record myself shouting at you?”

[Premier League Match Centre @PLMatchCentre]

#WOLARS – 43’

The referee’s call of a red card for Lewis-Skelly was checked and confirmed by VAR, who deemed his challenge to have been serious foul play.

[Dunnocks @Dunnocks1974]

Roll on Thursday.....

12:30 kick off
3:00 kick off
5:30 kick off
8:00 kick off.

That's not the football. That's the missus

[own @ownoakes]

Crouchy? Triffic player. Top top player. Triffic.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

WHEN I’M PRESIDENT THE MCDONALD’S ICE CREAM MACHINES WILL WORK GREAT AGAIN!

[Juan Mata García @juanmata8]

I’m feeling, again, very thankful to football for the many experiences and joy that keeps bringing to my life… Today, a new adventure is starting, and I’m super excited about it! I will keep enjoying this amazing sport by playing not only in a different country… but in a different continent: AUSTRALIA, HERE I GO! 🇦🇺❤️

I have always been amazed with your country and longed to live there… Now, I will do it in the beautiful city of Sydney. I’m joining @wswanderersfc , the only Australian team to ever win the Asian Champions League, and I cannot wait to arrive and train with the team to prepare for the season ahead. Feeling grateful and excited for this new adventure, and looking forward to trying to win another championship in a different league! 🙏

Let’s go Western Sydney Wanderers, I’m one of you 🖤❤️

Ps: Friends & Family, if you are thinking about visiting, please plan in advance this time. 👍🤯

[Lewis 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @lewisa95]

This video of Jermaine jenas didn’t age well

[Andy Murray @andy_murray]

Never even liked tennis anyway.

[Jamie H @JamieHComedy]

Might be in another final. But even the most ardent of England fans can admit we haven’t had a ‘moment’ like Tierneys goal kick 6 months ago.

[Connor @CLBrosnan93]

I can’t get enough of Disasi trust-falling into the away end

[Andy Cantwell @AndyCantwell]

Well, this is embarrassing...

[Paderzz @Paddz19]

Man Utd Christmas party

[Jack Whitehall @jackwhitehall]

This reminds me of the time Redknapp tried to tell me he only did those Skechers adverts because he fell in love with the Directors creative vision.

[Ali P @AliPJFB]

@ausgrandprix How do we provide a postal address for the collector tickets?

[Andy Ha @AndyHa_]

The Al-Ettifaq chairman to Henderson