Alison Lawrie

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[Alison Lawrie @AliSoHunterr]

Such a man thing to be so unaware of how loud their phone volume is when scrolling videos

[Alison Lawrie @AliSoHunterr]

Partial to listening to country music but I had no idea literally the full country are big Luke Combs fans to the point of going to see his concert

[Alison Lawrie @AliSoHunterr]

Biggest joke since covid is having to pay for a cabin bag when flying domestic

[Alison Lawrie @AliSoHunterr]

Why they not invented a silent hair dryer yet 🥲

[BK Baby🫧 @TitoisOutside]

The 3 bank holidays this month have effectively been a trial run of a 4 day workweek in the UK.
What are the results?
Incredible national happiness, a surge in demand and economic activity. No negative impact on productivity. A breath of fresh air for creativity, rest and love.

[KG3 @KG367919716]

Who the fvck thought that was a good idea? A big Rusty looking fvcking bridge as you are entering the City

[Alison Lawrie @AliSoHunterr]

Feeling underwhelmed by MET Gala looks this year

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Name a better duo. I’ll wait.

[Kirstie Allsopp @KirstieMAllsopp]

The government should clamp down on vaping right now. Ban all flavoured vapes, ban all marketing, young people are vaping far, far more than they ever smoked. There is an epidemic of nicotine addiction in young people that is being ignored.

[Alison Lawrie @AliSoHunterr]

So weird how couples that have been together for years start to look like each other

[Alison Lawrie @AliSoHunterr]

Seen this recently and can’t stop thinking about it , why do we (we being Scottish) pronounce it ‘Meejum’ instead of ‘Medium’

[Alison Lawrie @AliSoHunterr]

Actually scandalous Airlines charge for a cabin bag now on top of increased flight prices ✈️

[Benny James @Beno_ldn]

The power of money honestly how have all charges against Mason Greenwood been dropped and he can go back to playing football. Are you forgetting what the scumbag done?

Just in case you did, here’s a reminder!!

[Alison Lawrie @AliSoHunterr]

Could do with a long flight somewhere to clear out the photos on my phone

[SA @sa_13x]

16 years old is 1000% too young to be making life changing decisions like this! fuck me when I was 16 I wanted to stretch my ears and my mum wouldn’t let me, now as a 28 year old I thank god for that woman every single day😂😂❤️

[Lorraine @reallorraine]

Yep. And refused titles for her kids so they could have a relatively normal life AND was almost kidnapped at gunpoint and basically told her assailant to feck off

[The Upshot podcast @UpshotTowers]

Paris St Germain is a toxic snake pit at the best of times, but the scandal tearing their women's team apart is truly insane.

From assaults by masked men to flings with French legends, The Hamraoui Affair has it all.

Welcome to French football's latest sordid saga...

[Jon Erlichman @JonErlichman]

Things that didn’t exist on Christmas 20 years ago:

iPhone
Facebook
YouTube
Instagram
Twitter
TikTok
Android
Bitcoin
Tesla
iPad
Gmail
Netflix streaming
Amazon Prime
Slack
Reddit
Etsy
WhatsApp
Messenger
Google Maps
Snapchat
LinkedIn
Pinterest
Chrome
Zoom
Skype
Spotify
Airbnb
Uber

[Ashley James @ashleyljames]

A friend has been on the phone to 111 for 2 hours and no one has answered yet. Her son is ill and they're worried because of Strep A.

It is absolutely appalling and terrifying this is the state of our NHS... And yet the tabloids want to talk about Harry and Meghan.