Ali

just a goof, ballin’

[Ali @Ali_Baba004]

Trevor Megill is my spirit animal

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Rays just got their #Ashby

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What if Data Center Dave came out and closed the World Series for the Brewers?

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Ohtani glaze after his 1st home run since August is crazy

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Anyone else watch DWTS and think of @Katiemoneygrabz every time Julia Stiles is on?

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My girlfriend also would like me to send out a PSA to public stores/restaurants/etc, you must all play music in the bathroom from now on if you have music playing in the building already.

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Apologies to the Dallas Cowboys, my girlfriend just revoked your title of “America’s Team.” Try again next time.

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When you condition the air, it gets colder. When you condition your hair, it gets softer. When you condition your body, it gets stronger. Riddle me that.

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Sitting in my cubicle, leading the league in sneezes, and not once have I gotten a bless you. What is wrong with this generation?

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Crazy cucumber from my mom’s garden!

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Happy Friday, you did it again @MarcieDarrious !!!

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Guy next to me at the gym is watching Spider Man vertically on his phone and won’t stop smiling

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There is no reason to ever have a Rudolph nose attached to the hood of your car, also it’s August.

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4 people in the gym working out in jeans and flip flops, WTH is going on?

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If I am tardy twice, does that make me re-tardy?

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Why tf are we wearing slippers or birks to the gym? What ever happened to tennis shoes?

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Update: Used an umbrella today. If you twirl it while walking it’s slightly less embarrassing. 7/10 experience due to lack of wetness. Might purchase when I’m of age.

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At what age is it appropriate for a grown man to purchase and use an umbrella? Asking for a friend.

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Nothing better than a semi that’s going 62 mph that HAS to pass the semi going 61 mph

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Just went 0-3 in fantasy championships this year. What did I do to deserve this?