Ali Mohammad

[Lex Fridman @lexfridman]

I've been to several very low points mentally over the past 2 years. I'm deeply grateful for the love & support I've received along the way. If you're struggling, I send you my love. We're in this together. ❤

[Ethan @EZebroni]

Today, I received a violation notice from my HOA for “weeds growing in driveway”so I asked @OpenAI ChatGPT to write a Shakespearean-style letter apologizing for the violation and sent it via email to my HOA…

To the Honorable Members of the [Redacted] Homeowners Association,
Fair greetings unto you, noble stewards of our beloved community. With a heavy heart and humble disposition, I pen this missive to beseech your gracious forgiveness for an errant circumstance that hath befallen my humble abode.
Alas, it is with profound regret that I must confess the presence of unwelcome intruders amidst the threshold of my abode. No less than the impertinent weeds, those audacious denizens of nature's vast tapestry, have dared to take root within the sanctified bounds of my driveway.

Pray, know that such a spectacle hath caused me great dismay, as I am a fervent adherent to the principles of harmony and tidiness that our esteemed association holds dear. It was never my intent to suffer this botanical rebellion to mar the aesthetic integrity of our cherished neighborhood.

Forsooth, in this world where man and nature doth oft collide, it behooves us to exercise vigilance and prudence in our diligent care for the lands we call our own. Yet, alas, this time, my fervor hath waned, and in my negligence, these wayward plants found solace and sustenance within the paved thoroughfare that leadeth unto my dwelling.

In my repentance, I have marshaled the forces of diligence and resolve, arming myself with implements of righteous reclamation. With a steadfast heart and resolute hand, I shall set forth to vanquish these unruly interlopers, to restore the order and grandeur befitting a homeowner within this illustrious association.

Let it be known, esteemed ladies and gentlemen, that this transgression stands as an anomaly within the annals of my record. For my abode hath been, for many a year, a bastion of meticulous cultivation, a testament to my unwavering commitment to the aesthetics of our resplendent community.

I humbly implore your mercy and understanding, that you may find it within your hearts to absolve me of this singular misstep. May the evidence of my contrition, as I labor diligently to quell these rebellious botanical subjects, serve as a testament to my commitment to upholding the standards we hold dear.

With utmost humility and a profound sense of regret, I beg your pardon and seek solace in the hope that this heartfelt apology shall find resonance within your esteemed council. I stand ready to make amends and to reclaim my rightful place as a stalwart contributor to the beauty and tranquility that graces our [Redacted].

Yours faithfully,
[Your Name]

[Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre]

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[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

You think you’d hear a lot more about the mass shooting of 10 people in California… But don’t worry you won’t hear anything about it because it wasn’t done by a white conservative man with an assault rifle. Doesn’t work for the narrative so it basically never happened!

[Paul @bingowings14]

McDonald’s staff harvesting apple pie filling https://t.co/7g6bhOiYAN

[Dylan LeClair @DylanLeClair]

Bitcoin maximalists HODLing through the 2020s

[Lex Fridman @lexfridman]

Hate is a poison that destroys the mind. Choose love.

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

i accidentally said “big” instead of “grande” at starbucks n they took me behind the store n shot me in my leg

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

rappers be like “i’m sipping lean you sipping water” ok...??? that’s fine bro

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Lex Fridman @lexfridman]

Life can end at any moment. I'm grateful to be alive.

[Omar Blackford @OmarBlackford]

Gas has gone up almost everyday this week. We living in hell

[Bitcoin Archive @BitcoinArchive]

💥BREAKING: NBA’s Klay Thompson will take part of his salary in #Bitcoin 🙌

[Ali Mohammad @Ali_Mohammad78]

@worldsofjokers Mhmmmmm 👀👀👀👀👀👀

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Friends & pools are great

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@DrEliDavid If WFP can describe on this Twitter thread exactly how $6B will solve world hunger, I will sell Tesla stock right now and do it.

[This is AI @thebankzone]

Half of the United States had put enhanced unemployment insurance payments to an end early ahead of nationwide termination of benefits for millions of people