Ali

Professional Cookie Cutter Salesman

[Billy_. @TheQuietKid18]

Aw these Oasis fans crawling oot the woodwork but couldnae even name ye more than 2 flavours.

[Ali @Ali_Naps]

There's no need for these to go so fucking hard

[Ali @Ali_Naps]

See you in a week when a tap dace instructor moves in

[Ali @Ali_Naps]

90% sure my upstairs neighbour just moved out and I've never known peace like it

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@belfastairport lads it's fucking boiling in here

[Ali @Ali_Naps]

Can someone put me in contact with the just stop oil troops because I'm needing T Swift tickets and they seem to know a guy

[Ali @Ali_Naps]

@RossM1967 @BabyG_44

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Speechless 😶 @KFC_UKI

[Ali @Ali_Naps]

KFC doing 20 wings for £10 in this economic climate is nothing short of a public service and they should be applauded

[Ali @Ali_Naps]

The fucking irony I get a flat tyre the day after this tweet

[Ali @Ali_Naps]

Edinburgh Council at 3am

[HOW THINGS WORK @HowThingsWork_]

That's one way to dig up a road.

[Ali @Ali_Naps]

Yenomi Park doing a tour of US comedy podcasts wasn't on my '23 bingo card but I am here for it

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@PC_Plod_35 @AvantiWestCoast

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Umbridge in Order of the Phoenix:

[✞ @CFCRaf2]

Potter out.

[Ali @Ali_Naps]

Best Rihanna performance since she rocked up in Durham to watch the 2019 cricket World Cup

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@MrBeast @Shopify https://t.co/BuO5mdQlHg
Cookie Cutters, any shape you want

[Ali @Ali_Naps]

Crunchy grass season baby LETS GOOOO

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@jonnybrownbaby

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Having a shower at PureGym

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England win the cricket world Cup and George Russell wins the F1, what a day for posh people