Alia Colaço

what time is it even?🤷‍♀️

[Alia Colaço @AliaColao1]

You can't have existential crises if you don't exist.

[Alia Colaço @AliaColao1]

You can't get roasted if you're already burnt.

[Alia Colaço @AliaColao1]

Life is water and I'm not a boat.

[Alia Colaço @AliaColao1]

Parents will give you birth and consider you to be their free personal slaves for life.

[Alia Colaço @AliaColao1]

@dxnnyd Numbers: 1000

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Top 5 things you'll hear every college student say
1. I'm hungry
2. I hate this
4. I wanna go home
5. Fuck

[Alia Colaço @AliaColao1]

Some of yall have never had to travel by local bus during the rains and will never experience the sheer frustration that one endures.

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@casroyofficial If my parents read my tweets they're driving me to psych ward

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@maniacdt Covid batch doctor maree

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@Emmanuelcosta26 Here we were romanticising the shit outt of it

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@casroyofficial Bro relax 💀 🥺

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People that drink water straight from the tap fear no one.

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10 year old me looking at 18 year old me cringing the fuck out.

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@shutupabigaill You ma real homie ✊

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I haven't seen a firefly in so long.

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@casroyofficial You have my blessing.

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How rich is jhetalal and his neighbors? Yall realise they'd need to have crazy kind of money to own a flat like that in bombay.

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Cutting a tomato is so unsatisfying

[Alia Colaço @AliaColao1]

When Klaus said "this family makes me wanna muder people" no one related to that more than me.