aliasjane

What’s with TODAY today?

[aliasjane @AliasJane]

@ThomasRhinehar The way I like my men - highly caffeinated.

[aliasjane @AliasJane]

Ok.. so where did all the fun sized butterfingers go?!

[aliasjane @AliasJane]

@0DonaldTrumpJr1 141

[aliasjane @AliasJane]

If you want to know who I think I am, look at my Temu shopping cart.

[aliasjane @AliasJane]

@Gosleepriya 16

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@miladreaamy 42

[aliasjane @AliasJane]

It’s crazy how much work I do in a day just to have my house look exactly as it did when I started.

[aliasjane @AliasJane]

@Aestheticsn1 Yaz Queen

[aliasjane @AliasJane]

@Aestheticsn1 Uh huh

[aliasjane @AliasJane]

I need more order like I need more cowbell

[aliasjane @AliasJane]

@Aestheticsn1 That?

[aliasjane @AliasJane]

Can someone come over and pimp my life?

[aliasjane @AliasJane]

Never an ounce tired until seconds after my child is finally asleep.

[aliasjane @AliasJane]

@opolot_ronnie I’m feeling baited

[aliasjane @AliasJane]

@focodereality Bertha

[aliasjane @AliasJane]

U ok, spellcheck? So many context cues..

[aliasjane @AliasJane]

Apparently my personality has been and always will be.. Pepsi.

[aliasjane @AliasJane]

Remember magic? 🥰

[aliasjane @AliasJane]

Ah, Ben. You’ve done it again. ❤️

[aliasjane @AliasJane]

@lady_valor_07 My favorite piece of advice and I follow this all the time is: if you lose something, and then you find it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it.