Ali Awan

Ali Awan name toh suna hi ho ga

[Ali Awan @Aliawan450]

MuJhE #Mohabbat ki kOi #ZAroorat nAi.........😏😏😏😏
Mujhe to Sirf #Wifi milna #Chahiye😍😍😍😜😜😜😜
#Dx

[Ali Awan @Aliawan450]

Nawaz shareef : begum m office ja raha hoon

Begum: Go Nawaz Go
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#Dx

[Ali Awan @Aliawan450]

Maa :Beta kis sy bat kr rhy ho?
Me: #Aryan ki ami sy 😍
Maa:o Acha ..!! Wesy ya #Aryan kon Hai 😒
Me :Ap ka hony wala pOta
#__flying_chapal😂

[Ali Awan @Aliawan450]

Crush - "20 ke baad konsa number aata hai?"
Me - "EkKiss, EkKiss, EkKiss " 😉😉
😂😂😂🙉

[Ali Awan @Aliawan450]

Figure wali Larki😍
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Jigar wala Larka😎
Kbhi Single nahi Hotee 😂😂😂

[Ali Awan @Aliawan450]

BanaNa Hai To #Engineer Bano.. 😉😎
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#Doctor To #Toothpaste Bhi HoTa Hai.. 😃😃😜

[Ali Awan @Aliawan450]

Girl: If u will try to kiss me main shor macha dungi
Boy: Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl:i know per formality to krni hi paregi.😂

[Ali Awan @Aliawan450]

Me: Hello, Rescue
Rescue: G 😊
Me: Jaldii aoo wo doob raha ha 😰
Rescue: Kon kidhar😱?
Me:mera biscuit 🍪 chai meh😂😝✌
Rescue:dfm 😂😂😂😜😜

[Ali Awan @Aliawan450]

Ammii :- #Khana Kha Lo
Me :- Us k #Baghair Nahi Khaun Ga 😕
Ammii :- Kis k #Baghair? 😡
Me :- #Raaita Ammii #Raaita 😃

[Ali Awan @Aliawan450]

ek tha larka
ek thi lark
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Dono marr ge khtam khanii😂😂😂😂🙊

[Ali Awan @Aliawan450]

Larka: Suno
Larki: G bhai?
Larka: Bas Baji, Gall ee Muk Gai.😂😂

[Ali Awan @Aliawan450]

Larki Modern Hona chahiye # Desi tu ghee B Hota ha'"###

[Ali Awan @Aliawan450]

👨#MaiNe To #BuStOp 🚎🏁 Me KhAri #LRki 👧Se#SiRf TiMe ⏰#PucHa Tha #yaR
K #KitNe BajE??
#WO toO #SharMA Ke #BoLi
#PaRk Me ThiK #SuBah 9 #BaJe 😜

[Ali Awan @Aliawan450]

#Larkiyon per ye #khabar
#Bijli ki tarah girti ha
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" Chlo uth jao aj kaam wali baji nhi I..:-D

[Ali Awan @Aliawan450]

Uski #Gulabi_Ankhon Men Dekh Kar #Main Hua #Dewana... 😍
👉Baad Men Pata Chala #Pagli #Chars Peeti Thi #Rozana....😪🚬
😂😂😂 👅👅

[Ali Awan @Aliawan450]

Doctor:Han Bataye Kya #Takleef Hai?
Girl:#Ultiyan Ho Rahi He :(
Doctor:Kya #Khaya Tha ?
Girl:Pyar Mein #Dhokha. ��😂😂😜😜😜
#PogOo_plz 3:) 3:)

[Ali Awan @Aliawan450]

koi aik bar krta hai
koi do bar krta hai
koi bar bar krta hai
koi sari raat krta hai
Tab jaa k hotaa hai mobile charge 😂😂
Dx

[Ali Awan @Aliawan450]

*HONT* jab *HONT* say milte hain to kaya hota hai?
Socho!
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Mooh band hota hy aur kya hota hy.😂😂😂
Dx

[Ali Awan @Aliawan450]

Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No.
Girl: 😢
Boy: You didn't ask if I loved you!
Girl: Awww. Do you love me?
Boy: souchii vi Nawww.😂😂😂😝

[Ali Awan @Aliawan450]

Boy:I am going to kiss U
Girl: khabrdar main shor mchaungi
Boy:Par yahan to door tak koi nhi ha
Girl:Pir bhi FORMALITY to karni padti hai.😂😂