Alison

Mum of one. Poor but happy. Well, poor anyway.

[Alison @Alibooooh]

I'm no pundit, but I think we should have scored more goals by now. @itvfootball

[Alison @Alibooooh]

Just think. In 3 weeks, the days will be getting shorter again. You're welcome.

[Alison @Alibooooh]

If they understood the difference between the words "stood" and "standing", I would be more impressed. #NobodysFool

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

This is so beautiful, what a lovely neighbour. Bless Lynn.

[Alison @Alibooooh]

Why do some acts get three times as long as others on #BGT ?

[Alison @Alibooooh]

@RoamingRay Oh, Ray. Are you OK? xxx

[Alison @Alibooooh]

@RoamingRay Hello! I'm back! xx

[Alison @Alibooooh]

Oh, KSI! She was just spinning a thing around with her feet! I honestly preferred #BGT when it was all singers and dogs. And yes, I know I could watch something good but I'm enjoying whinging.

[Peter Levy @peter_levy]

Lovely to open Baysgarth School new allotment at Barton today. Thank you for asking me and good luck with the Environment award!

[Alison @Alibooooh]

I'm one of those tedious people who only watches #BGT to repeatedly tell them that you are either unique or you are not. Uniqueness doesn't come in varying layers.

[Alison @Alibooooh]

@RoamingRay I'm back! Are you still roaming? xx

[Alison @Alibooooh]

I'd forgotten how nice it was to be able to talk nonsense on here, regardless of whether anybody listens. #MakeYourOwnKindOfMusic

[Alison @Alibooooh]

@Ralph_Hapschatt Ummmm. I put in a bit of effort and re-set my password. I'm a bit of a techno whizz on the quiet.

[Alison @Alibooooh]

Ooooooh, I'm back.

[Alison @Alibooooh]

If Amber doesn't take that jacket off, she won't feel the benefit. #CelebrityCatchphrase

[Alison @Alibooooh]

@Ralph_Hapschatt I couldn't log in for ages so I just gave up!

[Alison @Alibooooh]

Did he just say you love to hate Willie Mullins.....? #ITVRacing

[Alison @Alibooooh]

@closeronline Hi. Your One4All giftcard online competition closes today but it hasn't been working for days. Anything you can do? Thanks.

[Alison @Alibooooh]

Oh, that Amazon ad! What the world needs now is a break from it. Permanently.

[Alison @Alibooooh]

.@peter_levy When did an annual holiday become a necessity, Peter? #Looknorth #Bbclooknorth