Alica McKnight

[Alica McKnight @AlicaMcKnight95]

Me in a drive thru
Me: Can I have a Diet Coke with that please?
Speaker: Is Diet Coke okay?
Me: …..yes

[Alica McKnight @AlicaMcKnight95]

I’m not saying we should do this in sussex.. buuuuuut

[Alica McKnight @AlicaMcKnight95]

Does anyone else’s boyfriends/husbands have their heads on a constant swivel when theyre driving? Good lord, look at the road for more than a 10 seconds stretch.

[Alica McKnight @AlicaMcKnight95]

Guys, we need to stop cropping everything. I don’t want a crop-top-turtleneck.. I just don’t.

[Alica McKnight @AlicaMcKnight95]

Throwback to when I was super pregnant, waited in the @McDonalds Drive-thru for 30+ mins, and then when I finally got to the speaker at 11:02 they told me I couldn’t have a hash brown because I “was too late for breakfast” so I rolled up my window and cried. 🙃 pregnancy.. iykyk

[Alica McKnight @AlicaMcKnight95]

My daily struggle between “I should have another baby” and “I JUST almost have mg body back to how I like it” 🙄

[Alica McKnight @AlicaMcKnight95]

Know what’s a big F-U from the universe? That all our “hot years” are also our “fertile years.”

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Let's talk about growing up as the invisible child:

[Alica McKnight @AlicaMcKnight95]

I’m honestly mostly just jealous.. I squat and i squat.. and I lunge and I lunge…. And my bum is like 🥞

[Alica McKnight @AlicaMcKnight95]

Listen, babe. All styles come full circle. So when big butts are back out, and big boobs are back IN.. it’s over for you bitches.

[Alica McKnight @AlicaMcKnight95]

Me Christmas shopping:
One for you.. one for me

[Alica McKnight @AlicaMcKnight95]

I think I peaked when I won an award for my Remembrance Day drawing in grade 8.

[Alica McKnight @AlicaMcKnight95]

People: you’re so funny
Me: thank you it’s a defence mechanism

[Alica McKnight @AlicaMcKnight95]

Me in early 2000s:
I will wait 6hrs for this YouTube video to load.

Me now:
If this app doesn’t immediately load I will IMMEDIATELY swipe to the next app.

[Alica McKnight @AlicaMcKnight95]

Am I crazy, or is my 8 month old throwing tantrums ..?

[Alica McKnight @AlicaMcKnight95]

A lady told me I have beautiful teeth today and I didn’t have the heart to tell her “thank you, I’m spending $6000 dollars in a month to get them straightened with Invisalign because I’m a neurotic perfectionist” so I just said “thanks” lol

[Alica McKnight @AlicaMcKnight95]

My childbirth experience was great, so I don’t know why the thought of eventually giving birth again, scares the living shit out of me.

[Alica McKnight @AlicaMcKnight95]

My orthodontist was talking to (im assuming hygienist?) today and said about me “great face symmetry, lower jaw tucks in a bit, which is soft and appealing for women” so I’ll be riding that high for the rest of the week.

[Alica McKnight @AlicaMcKnight95]

Wait.. other people do this too? Lol

[Destiny. 🩵 @autumnarrives]

She’s a 10, but she rewatches the same shows and movies over and over again because she loves familiarity and can’t handle the anxiety that comes with not knowing.

[Alica McKnight @AlicaMcKnight95]

Why did McDonald’s get rid of their grilled cheese? It was literally just 2 pieces of the bread from the middle of a Big Mac, and a slice of cheese. They still have all the ingredients.. so they just stopped making them? Like???