Alessandra Garvin

you can find me by the sea

[Hannah Berner @beingbernz]

we need an espn postgame analysis and interview or something I can’t sleep after this level of adrenaline

[Alessandra Garvin @AliceAnneDra]

Are we just not gonna talk about the free nip on the Oscars or

[rone’s gamblin corner @rone]

Instead of playing music when a speech runs too long the Oscars should send up Will Smith to slap someone

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Ohio fans in my mentions who say “well we won last time” blah blah blah are so sad. You embarrass the rivalry. You got your ass kicked. You embarrassed your state and your families. Go hit the gym and get tougher.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Michigan BULLIED Ohio State. Happy for Harbaugh.

[Alessandra Garvin @AliceAnneDra]

@PFTCommenter “9 min cycling”

[Alessandra Garvin @AliceAnneDra]

I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency https://t.co/k5KKujRBkQ 😂

[Alessandra Garvin @AliceAnneDra]

@SpotifyCares Just tried that and didn’t work :/ I’ve deleted and reinstalled the app as well (+ deleted cache) @SpotifyCares

[Alessandra Garvin @AliceAnneDra]

@SpotifyStatus my local files are glitching out when crossfade is turned on. happening on Desktop Mac and iPhone. Please help!

[nick kroll @nickkroll]

@dietkramer How do I bookmark a tweet in my brain?

[Alessandra Garvin @AliceAnneDra]

@mgodrod Just had that kind of visit last week 🥰 small wins

[Dan McQuade @dhm]

Put Spirit Halloween in charge of pop-up vaccine clinics

[Alessandra Garvin @AliceAnneDra]

Make starting an email with “I don’t want to be a pain, but...” punishable by death because you dead to me if that shit lands in my inbox

[Mar Jank™ @DanesCookin]

Every current congressman was also in Congress during the 1918 Spanish flu so forgive them for thinking in 1918 $ value

[Alessandra Garvin @AliceAnneDra]

@marty_walsh HOW DOES THIS MAKE SENSE

[Alessandra Garvin @AliceAnneDra]

@look_at_tadASS RUFKM

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Friday night mood: https://t.co/AlGb39XKrO

[Amanda DiMare @amandimare]

can always count on @UMichFootball to kill the vibe 😂

[Hank Lockwood @hen_ease]

This is art