alice

she/her 🐳

[campbell g @rodeoman]

The prophecy has been fulfilled

[alice @AliceChaloner]

campaign to change the spelling of the word ill to illl so that it doesn’t autocorrect to i’ll

[alice @AliceChaloner]

i wish i could bottle the clarity i feel in therapy and take it every morning like a prescription

[alice @AliceChaloner]

this makes me feel unwell

[alice @AliceChaloner]

tipping your landlord should be grounds for an immediate sectioning

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

A statement on my future as the MP for Islington North.

[alice @AliceChaloner]

@HelloSamLloyd excellent timing from the algorithm

[Jo Grady @DrJoGrady]

500,000 workers on strike tomorrow.

RT if you support every single one of them.

[alice @AliceChaloner]

this is straight out of hunger games

[Julia Davis @JuliaDavisNews]

While Russia was raining bombs and missiles upon Ukrainian civilians on New Year's eve, here is what was happening on Kremlin-controlled state TV: they spoke of peace, love and mercy, referring to Ukraine as "Russia's southern lands." Watch some of this madness:

[Carla 🟠🌤 @carlagregory89]

Big Nastie saying it how it is!!!

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

lives were changed

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[alice @AliceChaloner]

can mums stop trying to make eating disorders contagious

[alice @AliceChaloner]

anyone who got a glastonbury ticket is a lame weird dork

[Mistar Urdd 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @MistarUrdd]

Helo, Twitter! 👋