Alice Wardle 👸

Reach for the stars and if you fall you'll land on the clouds 💫

[Alice Wardle 👸 @AliceJLWardle]

@amelia_perrin @Euphoria1983 The cheap oat milks will curdle in tea. Lactose intolerant people deserve a good cup of tea!!!!!!

[Maya. @mayaaa18__]

“I’m blind in one eye and I saw it”
LOOL RON PLEASE 😭😭😭
#LoveIsland

[cait @vlvqss]

why are they acting like that, shaq please stfu #loveisland

[Alice Wardle 👸 @AliceJLWardle]

@PatrickAllies When I'm Prime Minister, Human Factors will be on the curriculum and every business will have to spend 10% of their budget on user experience

[Alice Wardle 👸 @AliceJLWardle]

Worst decision to start back at the gym & attempt a calorie deficit! The first week of January is far too difficult, the return to work tiredness & being surrounded by chocolate... January should be a time to eat up all the Christmas treats, rest up & try again in a week or so!

[Alice Wardle 👸 @AliceJLWardle]

A level maths was the darkest time of my life.
If they're not 'a maths person' don't make them do it!!!
...Unless you want to teach them about mortgages, tax, starting a business etc.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

All pupils in England to study maths until 18 under Rishi Sunak's 'new mission' https://t.co/HhZ1CE8lus

[Alice Wardle 👸 @AliceJLWardle]

@SavannaGreaves I forgive you because my gym is unseasonably quiet 🤯

[Alice Wardle 👸 @AliceJLWardle]

Just turned on 'today's hits' and I get Pink then Avril Lavine... did I time travel?

[Alice Wardle 👸 @AliceJLWardle]

Just accidentally took a neighbours bin AGAIN 🙄 #domesticproblems

[Alice Wardle 👸 @AliceJLWardle]

This is not okay. My mother in law is distraught @GuPuds

[Gü Puds @GuPuds]

@salamandreta Our Spreads have now been discontinued to make way for new exciting treats! 🤩

[Alice Wardle 👸 @AliceJLWardle]

Imagine your fiancé coming first in the fantasy bake off 👏😍🎂@FantasyBakeOff @Channel4 @nocontextgbbo #watchthisspace #byecharlotte

[Alice Wardle 👸 @AliceJLWardle]

If you're enjoying this cooler weather you're a psychopath 🍂

[R Y L A N @Rylan]

Praying for
*Normal housemates from all walks
*Live evictions
*No outside contact
*Public vote
*Adopt a small part of gameplay from overseas territories
*Some form of Live feed
*Big Brother to always be in charge

[Alice Wardle 👸 @AliceJLWardle]

This is getting bloody ridiculous! My cat has sat with Joe ALL DAY even though I am the sole provider of food, treats, love (and the financial funder) 😪😤

[Alice Wardle 👸 @AliceJLWardle]

Worked so hard to get a tan in 5 days and then had to isolate for at least a week so no one got to see it anyway 🙃

[Alice Wardle 👸 @AliceJLWardle]

@HayleyBeeXD @gregjames Together, I just did a double blind study